Make Your Mark Chapter 4 Episode 3: The Jinxie Games (My commentary)

USA $ is now canon and if you want 150% of a smoothie, you have to pay 200% more because Sunny is not good at math.
Pipp is frustrated because she's small and fat.
Zipp is playing Angry Pegassi on the cellphone.
Sunny puts everything in the mixer without pealing the melon or at least cleaning it. I'm not sure if these smoothies are even safe for consumption.
Pipp gets a small portion because she's small and fat.
The Queen is so good at messaging that the youngling can't even follow.
I love that we learn life's lesson at the very start of the episode: DON'T
So many died because they didn't learn this lesson. This lesson is especially relevant for children. Don't you just wish that children didn't do what they do?
He-he-he, oh, you stupid Pipp.
Hitch knows somepony has been ponynapped. Doesn't care.
Izzy uses her mane as an infinite stash. Where have I seen that before?
Purple moon? We're not just dealing with Nightmare Moon, she even turned gay!
Izzy almost stabs Zipp with her horn.
Izzy can't use magic anymore because of the banana peel. Meanwhile, Sunny's repressed memories surface as she hears in the back of her mind: My bananas...
Sunny has a fetish for dogs.
Mom, just learn how to use dragon fire mail. Or text. Texting could also work...
Turns out that pony communication is very prolonged and complicated. A single bark can encode a whole paragraph of information.
Hitch is the worst sheriff. He only thinks of himself. Maybe we were better off with Sprout Cloverleaf.
Come on Pipp, let's forget our mother. If worse comes to worst, I'll become Queen sooner.
Izzy turns into Rarity, "Elegant, beautiful, majestic,..."
Misty has the whole lighthouse for herself. She can't screw this up even if she wants to.
Misty screw it up in the first 10 seconds. But at least she gets to watch Hitch lose.
Pipp is mommy's little filly. We learn that the reason why she's so fat is because she still sucks milk in addition to all her other meals.
This is just in. The queen is indeed a phony pony full of baloney.
"Blink twice if you're being held hostage."
Mother blinks twice.
*gasp
Zipp says something.
"Girls, that was very rude!"
Pipp is just a default troublemaker, even when she's quiet.
The way the queen said 'united' and the way Alphabittle Blossomforth looked at her makes me think there are some things going on behind the curtains. Good things. Things that I approve of.
I don't get it, why did Pipp gag? I thought Queen Haven was in line for gagging now that they're alone inside.
"What if there is magic in a diary?" Oh god, why are you so stupid, Misty?
Alphie sure is in a good mood after 5 minutes alone with the Queen.
Is the Queen walking funny? Maybe he proved too big for her.
"Now that's a hungry pup. Are you hungry for some cream as well, hun?"
"This is literally what every sport looks like to me." Pipp, I can relate with you so much right now.
After all that, Queen Heaven's wings are still erect?
She even says she's still very excited.
Sparky gains new powers? Isn't he like overpowered already?
Dragons are bad luck? I take offense at that!
"Hitch, we're sorry we killed your baby. Oh, he's still alive. Well, we're still kind of sorry."
Hitch replies, "I'm going to have a long speech now but between the lines, I'm saying that I'll never trust you again. I'm only mad at myself for trusting pony-eating pegassi."
Queen's wing becomes erect when she thinks about an orgy with Hitch and her daughters.
"You will listen to me right now! It's my brunch and I'll have sex if I want to."
Orgy!
Oh, happy endings bring tears to my eyes.
They didn't even have to throw Misty out the window. She threw herself out.
Well, at least she can please Opaline in other ways.