That's right my loyal readers, tomorrow is the three year anniversary of when I began dating the most wonderful and charming girl in the entire world! It's been a wonderful three years, and I just want to thank her for all the love she has given me, the laughs we've shared, the stories we've read, and the endless helpings of Nachos we've made because I'm just that darn CHEESY! I love you, my dear, and I hope we continue this wonderful ride for years to come.

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So this lady came up in a silver autism awareness mustang, slowed down, said "horrible", then drove away while I was walking my dog.

I said out loud after she left, "What the f*yay*?"

Weirdest event in my life so far.

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Even I didn't know what this strange phenomenon truly was until I watched this video.

Well hello, welcome to a special blog series I will be doing over the weekend on Cosplay Building. The reason why is simple, because I want to share my knowledge of building costumes with all of you.

Be aware what I will cover in this blog series is not simple sewing works. This is because I attend conventions in full body cosplay, with my face covered. Not due to being ugly or anything, but because my passion is building old school movie style cosplay.

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So... I have done what I promised I would.

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It's updated and ready to... IIIIiii don't know.

Maybe not dazzle or amaze. But still. It's precious to me, mere lowly mortal among writers. So, treat it gently step-users.

how it feels to write a what if chapter

IN WHICH I BECOME FRUSTRATED AT MYSELF
One of the things I try to do with my writing here -- I don't think I succeed -- is to create a sense of place. I want my vision of Canterville (named because I felt keeping "Canterlot", even if canon, was dumb and "Camelot" was even dumber) to feel like a proper city despite itself. Follow me for more word-barf.

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I have planning to write this for the last two weeks, but I kept forgetting. Sorry

SO, my stories...
1: How to say goodbye chapter 2: Currently in the second round of editing. It will likely need another round as I am still working on figuring out the characters personalities. Current word count: 30,699 (and still growing!)

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Let's lay a little groundwork first.

I was checking out the front page here on fimfiction and was generally not finding anything interesting when I took note of how many 'human in Equestria' stories there were. I'm not really a fan of the genre and so, in my lame attempt at trying to get the audience in my imagination to side with me about human in Equestria stories being a kind of tired trope, I started thinking about ways of subverting the concept.

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Yeah, another update post.

I am SUPER Sorry for my lack of story attention. I've been super busy.

I have plotlines for most of my stories, but I just need time to write them.

And to appease you hungry readers, here's how the next EAO II arc is gonna go down.

A GIANT BALL!

(A dance ball, not a red rubber ball)

And yes, Kirito and Asuna will slow dance together.

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Pebble: you both act like hot plot-nuggets.

(Hidden Rose frowns, turns away, and rolls her eyes)

Ambrosia: a’ight, sometimes we do, but that’s different. Afore, Sumac wasn’t hurt and now he is. We’re not gonna act like butt-dumplings when he’s like this.

Pebble: I don’t believe you. (Gestures at Meg and narrows eyes at Apple sisters) If I were you, I wouldn’t do anything to upset Megara.

(Apple sisters both gulp)

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So, I'm a year older (at least officially) and none the wiser, proud in my resistance to learning anything at all.

This past year has been, one could say, complicated under certain aspects. Sometimes life gets you into a war of attrition and not much hope for improving the situation.

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Comcast's back to being the freakin' money hog that it is, I've barely slept at all, and I still need to finish my DNA model after losing some of it's parts.

(Specifically, I lost one of the packs of styrofoam balls. )

How To Write Clop for People Who Can’t Write Clop Too Good
Part 1 - Characterisation

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