Aside from the fact that the footage is unfitting (seeing as it apparently shows a group of elephants in Africa) and the fact that it sounds like it was mastered using the CSG (Compatible Stereo Generator) process (http://bsnpubs.com/stereoproject/stereo1968.html) here are the CORRECT LYRICS (for anybody trying to sing this since the effort at presenting them here is lousy):

0:08: "THE stars won't come out"

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This little post is just for those who probably didn't get a notification of the update, from what I noticed the site doesn't throw in updates from chapters that get republished after fixes, understandably so. but yeah go give it a read if ya want!

Today I learned a valuable lesson about writing stories.

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A few weeks ago, I announced Thought Prism had launched a campaign to get his original novel published. Today, I'm happy to say that he cut out the middleman and has it up on Lulu. You can find it here in paperback or here as an ebook. Check it out

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I'm going to take a break from writing for a few days because of Thanksgiving

And writing a one shot like I did for nearly three months on and off was kind of exhausting

G5 has some weird and completely abusable ideas for M rated plots if you just look at the goofy stuff they put in them-

So it's been a long time since I last posted. I dropped a new story, so I hope you all enjoy it. I also reread some of my older stories, and wonder how I even got to finish them, let alone come up with them. There are still stories that are in progress, so I hope to get something going with them. Right now I'm like GRRM in trying to finish a story. Life does get in the way, sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse.

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99% of craft mats up to around level 20 in all crafts can be purchased, quite cheaply, from NPCs. The one exception that immediately springs to mind for me is Aldgoat Skin. If you have retainers unlocked then you can try selling the other items on the MB. If they seem fairly worthless, which many of them are, then vendor them. You don't need those Animal Skins or Animal Hides because you can buy Leather and Hard Leather from an NPC for probably less than the value of the shard it takes to make

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Three years ago on October 2, Crash Bandicoot (finally) returned... and this time, he's going to the next frontier: THE MULTIVERSE!

Eh, I'm a shit.

I tell myself I'm not going to write cause I need a break, instead I'm sitting here writing still :P eh, what can I say...

I'M WRITING CLOP... and its prison clop to and its also a part of the Kickassverse so that's something to take note of hehehe.

I have too many goddamn stories, shit. xD

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*Sigh*

We're not even halfway through 2015.

I don't care how enamored you are with my work.

It's real simple.

Don't harass me. This includes complaining about how your friend got banned because of me.

Don't creep me the fuck out. And seriously, it takes a LOT to do that, so congratulations.

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Ever drank Baileys from a shoe?

Yeah me neither.

Good evening/morning/molest-givings my dear readers, (all 10 of you that read my blog). I got good knus and bad knus. The good one is that chapter 8 is being written as I'm typing this out. The bad news is ya'll will have to wait until tomorrow to read it. Now, now, I can already hear the fanboys a screamin'

"Where is my Killian x Centaur c0x?"
"Lazy writer is lazy booo!"

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I feel as though I should apologize for my recent absence as of late. I know some of you have been patiently awaiting more of my work, and I am sorry that I couldn't bring it to you sooner. Recently I have been bogged down by life and other such inconveniences. I haven't been writing much, nor have I had the motivation to do so. Some of you may say that Life is more important than this, and while that is true, life problems do not excuse one from maintaining his fans' enthusiasm. I promise to

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Well....that was something. Actual stuff after the page break. Tagged as Altered Visage cause I'll talk about the episode in relation to it, and you may see some behind the scenes thoughts and such on it.

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Well just for your information I will no longer make stories I noticed mine were pretty terrible...

Anyway...

My computer is broken this is a reason why I haven't done much blogs because typing with your fingers take ages....

Less of the same. If you've been avoiding since chapter 7, it's probably okay to come back now.

Previously, on One Extraordinary Time:

Botched speeches. Stupid niches. Monica screeches.

And now:

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More of the same, folks. More of the same.

Previously, on One Extraordinary Time:

FEEL. SAD.

And now:

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Previously, on One Extraordinary Time:

Barbecued car!

And now:

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Plurality is a phenomena where multiple personalities exist separately in a single mind. This can occur in multiple ways, whether through a tulpa, or split personalities. I've had my fair share of experiences with plurality, and would like to share them now. Be aware that this blog post will touch on some very heavy subjects which not everyone will be able to take. If you are sensitive to subjects of parental abuse, do not read further.

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