If you've read up to chapter XII of A Game of Kings and Pretty Pony Princesses you'd know that Hauteclaire gave himself his name from the French epic The Song of Roland.
Well, I found a translation at an antique bookstore and just finished reading it. Here are some fun facts about the story:
That fic, that is just so godawful terrible in everything it does, that it actually makes you laugh your head off at how bad it is?
Don't any of you dare criticize it. If the author cancels it I may have to strangle all of you, collectively.
I need this.
I don't remember how or exactly when I began shipping Twigate. But let me tell you, it was quite a while back; while I have deleted the original story page, I still have a picture on my phone dated to May 13, 2012, of a fic titled "Finding The Truth In Time." Honestly, the premise wasn't that great, (and relied on a really stupid level of misunderstanding about Celestia's opinions on certain matters to kick off) but I've held on to the very minimal, extremely scattered notes from that fic.
It's here! Enjoy!
Chapter 51 - Welcome to the Machine, Part 2
(pictured) Poland's Wieliczka Salt Mine, an underground city that was the partial inspiration for TechQuestria
Yeah, delays suck, I know. And it especially sucks that this has been the 2nd delay in a row. Well, the last one got delayed due to my grandfather's passing, and on that note, I'd like to thank everyone again for their kind words and patience at that time.
This time around, it was a combination of several factors that bogged me down, including work stuff, health stuff, and nondescript personal stuff. Still, I hate delays and I know y'all do too. Sorry about that. 
3 weeks shy of four years, and I've hit 100 followers on this site. I know many are inactive, but, for what it's worth, thanks for sticking with me through all of my lack of follow-through. I know I've disappointed all of you at least once when it comes to story announcements.
Let’s change that.
I screamed as the voice tore its way through my mind, pulling it open, laying it bare, stripping it like pieces of flesh. I howled in agony as sharp, razor like teeth forced their way through my gums and pushed my natural teeth out. My face burned as two new pairs of eyes opened in my forehead and cheeks and gazed balefully upon the world with the hatred of a billion agonizing deaths. I screamed. I screamed. I screamed until I screamed no more and blood poured from my mouth. And then I roared
So remember that bitch who has a crush on me and treats me like her girlfriend? Someone from Jesus told me that she's been posting pictures of me on Instagram with flirty descriptions and calling me bae. I told her to take them down because I'm not her girlfriend but then she was like chill some of those pictures were really old but all the pics Jesus kid sent me were from this fucking year I'm considering asking her mom to check her instagram
And now, now I get the Petriculture Cycle finished with Pandelirium. For those of you tired of those stories, have a newly discovered author to go along with it. Oh, princeps, in case you're wondering, Song of Madness will probably be out tomorrow.
I know I said it was coming, and it is, but I need a little more time. All I need to do is cleanup errors and add a few bits here and there and it should be good to go. I'd give you full details, but at this point I'm just exhausted. I promise I'll get this chapter out by the end of this week.
You guys have been waiting too long for this...
I hope this chapter makes up for it.
I kinda wanna continue the "Fluttershy Has A Phat Squishy Ass" series. It had three stories so far but I had planned at least two more from what I can remember.
This first one was about Fluttershy and her phat squishy ass.
And then a few days after the events of the first one, Spike gets on Twilight and then this happens.
So, two things: One, last night, the full schedule for Ponyfest went live which you can check out here. Times are gonna be calibrated to your local time zone (unless you're using a VPN or some such), and it gives a list of everything planed for the day so you all can schedule accordingly.
Meet Kat the Pegasus and Eridani the unicorn, Six’s twin fillies
Pics ( from top down ) by tizhonolulu and By sutekinamimi on discord
I made my account here exactly 10 years ago today. A whole decade of occasionally posting words about silly little talking horses and birds. I wish I had something planned but this kinda just snuck up on me. All I have is my thoughts, and I've only got one of those right now.
I'm getting old.
Anyway to mark the occasion here's a picture of a bird because she still makes me happy after all these years :)
Warning this blog contains many things that you the viewer may find offensive, overly sexual, disturbing, cruel, highly unusual, and just WRONG...... You have been warned. Also this thing is long as fuck !!
[7/5/2015 7:48:38 PM] *** Lucy added Written Sound ***
[7/5/2015 7:48:50 PM] Loki NU Empire: Hello
[7/5/2015 7:48:56 PM] Written Sound: Ello
[7/5/2015 7:48:58 PM] Super57s: Hi Dante
[7/5/2015 7:49:07 PM] Written Sound: Hey, its Written
I'm either freezing my ass of or marinating in my own sweat. Right now it's the latter. I was supposed to make an announcement today, but thankfully my friend is filling in for me. I was going to talk about how this coming Thursday is Spirit Day. Hope you guys are having a happy Monday!
Yesterday I updated Daring Documents for the first time in over a year.
On the 3rd day of Christmas...my True love gave to me...3...more dead Nutshack memes?....ok then...
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