After a half hour i can breath right again. OH god my sides hurt from laughing so hard.. anyways give this a watch.
If you dont like the word Fu*k you won't like this. xD

Ok im going to lay down for a bit to catch my breath. Hope you get a laugh.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first one who thought about it, but I still have to share it. No title yet, but the reason I'm not writing this EVER is because <drum roll>

I don't write clop. This is the moment you can leave safely, anything below is your fault.

Setting: Equestria, between seasons 8 and 9, Ponyville, Twilight's Castle
Characters: Spike, Starlight, Chrysalis, bit of Twilight
Description:

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Have you come across a few of these here? They are not even so bad it's good, they are simply bad.

Stories that not even funny, just pure trash.

I've never done this before.

7k

Tomorrow.

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Hype

the lovely Nailah interviewed me this morning, and the blog post is now up for all to see. I am incredibly humbled by this, and it means so much to me.

The link is right here: Interview With Not Enough Coffee.

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Due to me not having work for the foreseeable future and the general reaction to the story, I'm fast tracking writing chapter 2. Was going to take a bit longer of a break, but well, decided not to.

Be out sometime. Don't know when. Maybe this month if lucky. Probably next month if not.

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Yes, yes...I adore Spike/Rarity. I simply cannot help it, they are the cutest thing in the entire world (or Equestria) and I won't have nobody tell me otherwise. I do hope that the show eventually has Rarity confronting Spike about his crush on her, that would be really interesting and I'd really like to see where that leaded!

Oh, er...not much of an update just something I wanted to get off my chest..hehe...erm...goodbye for now!

Peace and Love

SpikeyWikeyTheDragon

The person blocked me. Said he was attacked after being a jerk. I'm just done with him. I'm deleting the other blogs so this doesn't get of FFP. I'm pretty sure you all know who he is.

Part of the trap of being a well-followed writer is the belief that every story out of your pen has to be the next "Past Sins" or whatever, lest you disappoint the masses. If you approach the page every single time with the attitude that everything you produce must be brilliant, groundbreaking, hilarious, famous and perfect, I absolutely guarantee you that you will get nowhere at all, which is basically where I've been the past six months.

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I'm going to bed early tonight, I usually go to bed at 9 but since I desperately need to sleep, I'm going to bed early. Hopefully I'll sleep without the slightest noise waking me.
What I want to happen tonight

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So, I was looking at my monthly goals for getting stuff posted and there are two things coming up pretttyyy soon...My Little Dynamite: Book 2's eleventh chapter, and the next Crackshipping & You entry: Emberarity. Right now, the planned publishing dates for these are on the 14th for Crackshipping, and then the 15th for MLD:B2. MLD needs the most work to be completed, but I feel confident that I can hit, or at least hit pretty close to those projected dates.

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So... Mighty no. 9 came out a few days ago, and the verdict overall is...

Worst game of 2016.

I recently got the game, I played a bit of all the eight main stages, managed to beat a boss, and got the hang of the game. Final verdict...

I like it. I like this game a lot.

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I've written the third chapter of The Day the Show Reset a few times, but I think I finally have an outline I'm comfortable with. In addition to the promised bacon, as well as the promised increased length, I can also promise that the chapter will contain at least a small amount of cheese. Stay tuned!

ARAGON IS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS

Recently it has come to my attention that someone in our community is at risk of hurting themselves as a result of an attack of conscience: HMXTaylorLee. Here is their post. I don't condone what they did, and I'm tempted to judge them as an irredeemable purpose and be done with it, but that's not not the kind of vindictive person I want to be. Do not judge others, or

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So guess what? I'm fucking screwed again because my employer doesn't pay holiday pay and I fucked up my back a couple of weeks ago. Add to that the fact that my employer has also elected to go with an insurance system which required me to pay my insurance premiums out of pocket and yeah... End result: not enough money to pay bills.

Yes, we're doing this again. Yes, I hate myself even more because of it.

[UPDATE]

So um... this happened.

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Before I show you guys the EK update, just wanted to say that BRONYCON IS TOMORROW, and I'm very excited, so if anyone's going to be there and wants to hang out or talk about horses, look for the young woman wearing a pikachu hat or holding a pikachut hat, or just look for a pikachu hat. Probably in Quills and Sofas.

Or, alternatively and probably easier, yell "RARITWI IS THE BEST" into the crowd and look for the person who yells "IT'S SO TRUEEEEE".

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Hi everyone,

Sorry for the huge wait for chapter 14. I had a lot of horrible stuff to deal with in a very short span of time, and since it's still going on, I'm finding it very hard to find time to write. As such, I'm reluctantly jumping back to monthly schedules, since the alternative would be a six month hiatus and no one wants that.

Also, Enchanted Library is one year old this month!

Isn't that terrifying?

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