Hello again. Well, since I died in Minecraft, I've been catching up on a new game that came out last year: Dragon Age Inquisition.

I loved Dragon Age Origins and whilst Dragon Age II was disappointing, I was still able to squeeze some enjoyment out of it. Inquisition is loads of fun, though, so I decided to show you what I've been up to.

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I always wondered after seeing the "Winter Wrap-up" episode, how long do ponies live? In that episode, Twilight said that Ponyville was founded a few hundred years ago, yet in later episodes they say that Granny Smith was one of the founders of the town and was about the mane six's age when she did so. Also, as "FOB Equestria" points out in his "Taking Party Pooped Too Seriously" video, pinkie pie planned the 500th anniversary of her parents.

What do you guys think?

Soon the Alicorn reached the bottom of the cliff on her stomach with Pinkie Pie holding on to her face. “You have beautiful Alicorn eyes,” Pinkie Pie said looking at the Alicorns’ moderate violet eyes.

“Get off of my face,” The Alicorn said as she got Pinkie Pie off her snout and continues heading north.

“Whoa, you and me. You know we make a great team of ponies. Hey, I know, why don’t we just head south together?” Pinkie Pie asked, sitting on the ground.

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“Twilight!” Pinkie yelled.

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Anyone else here play Age of Empires 2? I got Age of Empires 2 2013, and the Age of Empires 2 Definitive Edition.

My favorite civilisation is the Persians. Because Elephants. I mostly play high resources, non ranked games so I can spam them.

The Mane 3 ½ traveled across the land of Equestria in awkward silence for two hours. But pretty soon, the silence was filled with loud wailing for the baby was crying and Twilight and Rainbow Dash are trying to ignore the noise but that didn’t work for them.

“Ugh, Pinkie, you gotta make it stop crying! I can’t take it anymore!” Twilight groaned.

“I’ve moved clouds that didn’t complain this much,” Rainbow Dash snarled, trying to drown out the babies’ crying.

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Been doing the "quest for Urn of Sacred Ashes" and I dont like it b/c i have to kill dragons that i have to kill </3. This is wrost than Skyrim </3 I hope dragons i kill today don't hunted me in my dream from tonight on Q~Q.Anyways good night everyone </3 THESE POOR DRAGONS
ALso the good news( and only) is that :
OFFICIALLY ON SPRING BREAK GOD BLESS! LET'S blow this popsicle stand!

My empire in a game of Age of Empires 2. I'm the blue color, Khmer. I love them for their Battle Elephants and Ballista Elephant. Grey surrendered and I let him live.

It's about half of my life. Sure, at this age, the good times are gone (?), and it is pretty much downhill from here. But, on the bright side, only about 33 more years and I will finally get some sleep so it's not all bad .

Confusing feelings, indeed...

Hey everyone. I would like to do another bout of advertising, this time for my friend and co-writer to the Bloodlines Continuity, A Bag of Plums. His story, Age of Kings, has been going on for quite some time now, and though there are quite a lot of comments, it's mostly from two people these days, or less, and it would be nice to know what y'all think about it. So a shoutout to my friend, Plums. If you haven't yet checked out his

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Attention, Equestria Girls fans! My friend Darth Wrex needs your help! He wants one of you to write a story called "Regressed Shadowbolts" Also do you love age regression? Let me know in the comments below.

Twilight was walking along with the baby in her magic grasp until Pinkie Pie came running from behind and got in front of Twilight as she said, “No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, Twilight, Twilight. Come on, Twilight, please, I’m begging you I need him,”.

“Why, Pinkie? For an attractive mare like you?” Twilight asked, trying to get Pinkie to leave.

“Awww, Twilight you’re sweet. I mean you said that but you don’t actually mean it,” Pinkie said spitefully.

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( Ignore The Narration and Pretend You're Hearing The Mane 3 Screaming )

Coming To Fimfiction!

Guess what, folks?...

The Scrabbit Pack...

Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash screamed as they slid down an ice slide.

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Lying on top of an ice pillar is an orange carrot. On an ice slide a few feet away, Scrabbit focuses on it. Then the Rabbit, Squirrel, Rat-Hybrid lowers down and kicks his back leg on the slide as he moves back and forth three times and slides down and launches into the air towards the ice pillar.

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Working your way up from nothing.

And that really is the case, the game begins during the early part of the Blight of the first game, you're fleeing the darkspawn with your family, trying to find anywhere safe. After a brief tutorial battle the game reveals that this is the narrative as told by Varric.

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Here are the long-awaited Dark Mechanicus wargear tables. I mean, I'm sure SOMEBODY was waiting for them. You know who you are. Even if I don't. Not much funny stuff here, just super-cereal grimdark military-industrialism.

Codex 7 Supplemental - Dark Mechanicus Wargear tables

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Read the beginning of the Modern Kaiju Era now on DeviantArt or FanFiction

Welp, someone asked, so I might as well keep re-doing these.

Section 4 supplemental codex: Lunar Guard

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In a worrying trend, I have more news about Age of Iron that doesn't include an actual new chapter of anything!
I've set up a group on DeviantArt to host all the commissions I've had done for the story in one place, which are starting to pile up quite a bit. Here, check it out.

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