EQUESTRIAN AGE - Clip 8: Where's The Baby? · 10:04pm Jan 19th, 2022
The Mane 3 ½ traveled across the land of Equestria in awkward silence for two hours. But pretty soon, the silence was filled with loud wailing for the baby was crying and Twilight and Rainbow Dash are trying to ignore the noise but that didn’t work for them.
“Ugh, Pinkie, you gotta make it stop crying! I can’t take it anymore!” Twilight groaned.
“I’ve moved clouds that didn’t complain this much,” Rainbow Dash snarled, trying to drown out the babies’ crying.
Pinkie was holding the baby upside down while the infant was kicking her in the jaws.
“I’m trying but he just won’t stop squirming!” Pinkie groaned.
“That’s because you’re holding him wrong!” Rainbow Dash said.
“Watch his head, Pinkie!” Twilight yelled.
“Just put him down!” Rainbow Dash commanded.
“Jeez, pick him up, put him down. Make up your mind you two,” Pinkie said as she places the baby down on a rock.
But the baby was still crying.
“Hey, doesn’t his nose seem dry?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Yeah, I think that means something is wrong with him,” Pinkie said.
“Well, maybe somepony should lick it, just in case,” Rainbow Dash said.
“I’ll do it,” Pinkie said as she picks up the baby.
“Wait, hold on. Isn’t the baby wearing any diapers?” Twilight asked while holding up a book about babies with her magic.
“Yeah, so?” Pinkie asked, sticking her tongue out.
“So if he needs to go potty, where does it go?” Twilight asked.
Rainbow Dash stuck her tongue out in disgust as Pinkie slurps back her tongue and held the baby away from her as she groaned “Humans are a little disgusting, Twilight,”.
“Okay, then you. Check for potty,” Twilight as she pushed Pinkie Pie.
“What?! Wait a minute, why am I the potty checker, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.
Twilight got up in Pinkie’s face and said while charging her horn in anger, “Because returning the infant was your idea in the first place, Pinkie, because you’re small and insignificant, and it’s because I’ll hurt you with my magic if you don’t,”.
“Um, anything else?” Pinkie asked quietly.
“NOW PINKIE!” Twilight shouted, charging her horn some more as she watches Pinkie back up and did the vile deed.
“Eew! Yuck! Eew! Oh my goodness. Alright, alright, look out Earth Pony with a bundle coming through!” Pinkie said as she picks up a bundle.
“Hey, Watch Out!” Twilight yelled, backing up and spreading her wings as she rises up on her hind legs.
“Pinkie, stop waving that thing around!” Rainbow Dash said as Pinkie ran towards her and swung the bundle at the cerulean Pegasus and Rainbow Dash ducked out of the way.
“Oh, no! I think I’m gonna slip!” Pinkie said as she secretly smiles and threw the bundle into the air.
The bundle opened up and landed on Twilights’ snout as she yelled in disgust “AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!”.
But then Twilight used her magic to remove the bundle off her face and threw it on the ground, revealing that it was clean the whole time.
“It’s clean! Got ya, Twilight!” Pinkie said as she started laughing and the baby keeps crying.
Twilight whacks Pinkie on the head with her hoof and said, “Will you cut it out, Pinkie?”.
The baby giggled at Pinkie’s funny face. But when she fixed her face, the baby started crying again.
“Hey, Twilight, do that again. I think he likes it,” Rainbow Dash said.
Twilight whacks Pinkie on the head again which caused the baby to giggle a little bit again at Pinkie’s funny face. Pinkie Pie fixes her face again as the baby started crying again.
“It’s making me feel better too,” Twilight said, enjoying this as well.
The baby keeps crying as Pinkie heads over to Rainbow Dash dizzily and said, “Here, you could hold it,”.
But Rainbow Dash whacked her on the head as well and the baby giggled at Pinkie’s face again. As Pinkie fixes her face again, the baby started trying to smack Pinkie on the face as well though it’s not hurtful, it is annoying. Then Pinkie grabbed the baby’s arm firmly with her hoof as the baby started crying again.
“Here, let me give this a try!” Rainbow Dash said, pushing Pinkie aside.
Then Rainbow Dash covered her eyes and said “Where’s the baby?”.
“There he is,” Rainbow Dash said, opening her eyes.
The baby stopped crying for a minute.
“Where’s the baby?...,” Rainbow Dash said, covering her eyes again.
“THERE HE IS!” Rainbow Dash roared, causing the baby to wail again.
“Rainbow, stop it! You’re scaring him!” Twilight said, pushing Rainbow Dash away from the baby.
The baby continues crying until the Mane 3 heard a small rumbling sound coming from his stomach. Now knowing what the baby needs, Pinkie snapped her hoof and said “Of course, it’s obvious. This little guy’s hungry,”.
“We just need to give this guy some milk,” Twilight said.
“Mmm, I love milk,” Pinkie said.
“The milk’s not for you, Party Lover. It’s for the baby,” Rainbow Dash growled.
“Well, at least I’m not the pony who scared the baby, Rainbow Baby Scarer,” Pinkie said, going nose to nose with Rainbow Dash.
But Rainbow Dash got into Pinkie’s face and said “You’re a little low in the pony ranks to be mouthing off at a Pegasi like me…,”.
“ENOUGH!” Twilight yelled in her Alicorn voice.
The baby crying and Rainbow Dash and Pinkie were arguing were getting on her nerves and giving her a headache. All those things quiet down as the echo echoed across the area for a second.