The crazed one, lord of the garden of pointed hats, he of the many explosions.

Old Man Henderson.

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...and I don't know why. But the one last night was the strangest. Perhaps it's the stress (things have been very uncertain as of late, which is why I haven't been writing as much as I would like). Perhaps it's what I've been eating. Could exercise cause weird dreams?

Well, I just had the weirdest dream ever last night, and it didn't involve Goro from Mortal Kombat eating my pet hamster.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Today marks one full decade since I first joined this site. I really just cannot express how grateful I am to have discovered it (all thanks to falling down a google rabbit-hole and discovering a fic that damn near changed my entire view on life) I just can't believe its been ten years though. It feels like yesterday, but also a lifetime ago, like I've always known what it felt like to log into fimfiction and open up a good story.

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From a couple days ago:

Aragón: THAT'S IT

Aragón: THAT'S IT, NUMBERS

Aragón: I SOLVED IT

Aragón: LYRA IS POSH

Aragón: THAT'S HOW THE PINKIE CHAPTER HAS TO GO

Aragón: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS

Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK

Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS

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This time, almost NONE of them are from the '70s!

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Hey guys! As a lot of you know, Everfree Northwest is happening this weekend, and the amazing RBDash47 is hosting a book vendor stall called Twilight's Book Nook at the convention. While I am not able to attend the convention by virtue of living on the exact opposite side of the country from Seattle, I was able to send a few copies

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