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Aragon


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Sep
26th
2015

A Blog Post With Nothing But True Facts That Actually Happened · 8:23pm Sep 26th, 2015

From a couple days ago:

Aragón: THAT'S IT

Aragón: THAT'S IT, NUMBERS

Aragón: I SOLVED IT

Aragón: LYRA IS POSH

Aragón: THAT'S HOW THE PINKIE CHAPTER HAS TO GO

Aragón: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS

Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK

Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS

MrNumbers has left the chat.

So yeah, I'm still alive, yo.

Sorry for the lack of content. College started, and lots of stuff happened -- A TV disappeared into thin air, the guy who asked me to help him build his illegal porn empire left college, I moved to a new house only to discover my flatmates are four nudist stoners, and I got mistaken for a hobo by my neighbor, so I got my revenge playing my ocarina at three in the morning to wake her baby daughter.

But new content coming up at some point!

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The real adventure is in the hashtags at the bottom, folks

DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK

I would totally suck your dick. But...you know...there's a couple computers in the way and I'm too lazy to use my super powers to break through them.

A prime example of how interesting people live interesting lives. Or at least strange ones. :rainbowlaugh:

Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS

You're just not trying hard enough!

That's odd. The #Report tag's missing the hash.

3422409

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

3421924 It's more the ability to make daily minutiae interesting I'd say. :rainbowlaugh:

Aragon, you just need to remove a few ribs, and you are good to go.

Then again, maybe that would impact your productivity:applejackunsure:

Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK

Ah, it's always nice to take a sneak peek at your thinking process.

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