A Blog Post With Nothing But True Facts That Actually Happened · 8:23pm Sep 26th, 2015
From a couple days ago:
Aragón: THAT'S IT
Aragón: THAT'S IT, NUMBERS
Aragón: I SOLVED IT
Aragón: LYRA IS POSH
Aragón: THAT'S HOW THE PINKIE CHAPTER HAS TO GO
Aragón: I'M A FUCKING GENIUS
Aragón: DEAR LORD HOW CAN PEOPLE ENDURE MY PRESENCE WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE URGE TO SUCK MY DICK
Aragón: HEAVEN KNOWS THE ONLY REASON I RESIST IT IS FOR ANATOMICAL REASONS
MrNumbers has left the chat.
So yeah, I'm still alive, yo.
Sorry for the lack of content. College started, and lots of stuff happened -- A TV disappeared into thin air, the guy who asked me to help him build his illegal porn empire left college, I moved to a new house only to discover my flatmates are four nudist stoners, and I got mistaken for a hobo by my neighbor, so I got my revenge playing my ocarina at three in the morning to wake her baby daughter.
But new content coming up at some point!
The real adventure is in the hashtags at the bottom, folks
I would totally suck your dick. But...you know...there's a couple computers in the way and I'm too lazy to use my super powers to break through them.
A prime example of how interesting people live interesting lives. Or at least strange ones.
You're just not trying hard enough!
That's odd. The #Report tag's missing the hash.
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
3421924 It's more the ability to make daily minutiae interesting I'd say.
Aragon, you just need to remove a few ribs, and you are good to go.
Then again, maybe that would impact your productivity
Ah, it's always nice to take a sneak peek at your thinking process.