Today I was at a thrift store. I'm not quite sure why I was there. It just seemed to be that I ended up there. Anyway, I was going through the pants looking for loose change when all of a sudden I saw a man. He was wearing a shirt that said Nantucket's Finest.

I asked him if he was the man from Nantucket. He told me he was. I asked him if what I'd heard about him was true. It was then he looked down sighed a little sadly and walked away.

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Yo, what's up, peoples?

Your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter is here with another film review.

And today, I'll be making my 2nd installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series by analyzing "Monsters Inc."

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your awesome film, TV show, and episode reviewing dude here with another report.

And today, I'll be making a review on "Tooth Fairy", the 2010 film starring Dwayne Johnson to be precise.

Here's the rundown of this movie:

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Okay, I'll admit it right off the bat. This film is, very much, an example of "minor" Coen Brothers. The story for the film was actually devised by Robert Ramsey and Matthew Stone (no, not that Matt Stone), and was shopped around for several years to directors such as Jonatham Demme and Ron Howard, before the Coen Brothers themselves finally picked up the project, and wrote the last draft of the screenplay. So, in that way, it's true that this film is perhaps the closest they've gotten for

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, as requested on FiMFiction.net by HolyCross9, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Titanic". The 1997 film by James Cameron, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the ninth installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Pixar's "Monsters University".

Here's the rundown of this prequel of "Monsters Inc.":

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The Coen Brothers, eclectic as always, take on film noir in this hyper subdued, intentionally self serious yet absurd deconstruction of the film noir genre, where, in playing the standard tropes and motifs of the genre dead straight, stretching them to the point where they snap back on themselves. It's a dense, cerebral film, and one that, while lacking the gonzo charms of, say, O Brother, Where Art Thou? or The Hudsucker Proxy, still manages to be a fascinating work of art, and a

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Record of the Year - Bad Guy by Billie Eilish

Album of the Year - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? by Billie Eilish

Song of the Year - Bad Guy by Billie Eilish

Best New Artist - Billie Eilish

Best Pop Solo Performance - Truth Hurts by Lizzo

Best Pop Vocal Album - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? by Billie Eilish

Best Dance Recording - Got to Keep On by The Chemical Brothers

Best Dance/Electronic Album - No Geography by The Chemical Brothers

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 3rd installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Rocketeer".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Hey! Thanks for Sandbox! Didn’t think I still had it in me.

So my newest story is by far my most SoL one yet. There’s really not much to it but you’d be shocked at how much I have to say about it.

So let’s begin!

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Top of the mornin' to ya, my good lads and lasses.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Pixar's "Brave".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Tina Turner - GoldenEye (from GoldenEye)

Sheryl Crow - Tomorrow Never Dies (from Tomorrow Never Dies)

Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (from The World Is Not Enough)

Madonna - Die Another Day (from Die Another Day)

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Hoo boy this one's been delayed a fair bit, my mistake y'all.

Not too much to talk about, the two battles mentioned in this chapter were both very short, very simple, and thus relegated to off-screen. I don't know why the CSA keeps throwing the same four corps (really two corps now in size, if I'm being honest) at me when they have two VERY large corps sitting across from Twilight and Trixie that could absolutely ruin my day, but I believe in gifts.

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If you'd like to know what I thought of this film before, click on the link below:

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Aloha, my amigos!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I’m gonna give you guys my take of Dreamworks’s “Puss in Boots”.

Here’s the summary of this tale:

Puss in Boots is a feline outlaw who has been on the run for a crime he didn’t commit.

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What’s up, Kemosabes?

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode Reporter here with another review.

And today, for my 102nd film analysis, I’m gonna give you guys my take of “The Lion King”. The CGI remake from 2019 to be precise.

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New year, new story. Continuing the Car Wash series, this time it isn't about ponies working on Earth, so much as it is ponies playing on Earth.

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