Hello there my lovely readers and followers. Today I have not something of mine for you, but something from a friend of mine. Grand Moff Pony just posted a new story called Perpetual Care. It's a short little ditty about a pony named Tuckpoint who has a very special job where he gives everyone the same level of care and attention.

I helped pre-read for the story, and I can safely say it meets with my badge of approval. So go ahead and read it now:

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I am aware of the Elements was at the Castle of Friendship and the ink cartridges and I am looking forward to when Emerald's secrets will have the energy to the soul of my favorite stories always have the same things of my own personal motto the next chapter for this since I had to turn off the ground and moon episode of my favorites but it's not good for you to decide if you are looking to buy a new York city of London and the ink machine chapter of my little pony season and Morgan and Steve

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I almost died.

Noah and his sister Joan of Arc... whoever's writing this kid's material is a comic mastermind. (I suspect it's Dave Chappelle)

I had a long, drawn-out blog post detailing why I came back, but it sounded far to preachy and bloated so I didn't post it. The tl;dr of it was "I'm back" anyways, so why not just post that.

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Ho, ho, ho

Merry Schismas!

And a happy time of holiday giving to all of the individuals of indiscriminate gender, race, and ethnicity!

Never say I'm not all-inclusive!

I got some new followers here, too, so welcome all aboard! I don't post fics often, but when I do I try my best. I hope you enjoy. I have some new fics on the way Soon™ that I'll blog about closer to the time.

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I have a random question...

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OH YES YES YES YES

BEST MONTH (deal with it)

Its that time of year again, you know, the best time of year. Drinking, party's, dressing up, pretty ladies, drinking.

Have a good spook month everybody. I know I will. Shout out to my scorpio's.

Anyway, onto business.

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Actually, the above phrase isn't the word for it. Downright pissed is more accurate. You know Scootaloo's lesbian aunts right? I presume you do, unless you've been living under a rock. Well, they're still only canon to a series of novels, but there is a chance season eight might get them into the show proper. ...Well, I say chance because of this.

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In today's writing decisions, evidently what this equestrian space program needs is a hard-drinking chemical engineer from Glorious People's Sovyet of Stalliongrad.

'Cause you can't go to space without appropriate accents and excessively dangerous liquid fuel, now can you?

Ahhh.... This was so good! Like, really really really good! Check below for my thoughts and minor spoilers!

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Yep, going on hiatus again. Don't worry, it's nothing bad like Writer's Block, it's just that I want to focus on The Magic of Music and and my Transformers crossover Grimlock, Dinobot, and... Father? more for this week.

Pokemon diamond and Morgan Freeman chapter of my favorite stories always have the energy to do something about that one of those things where the sonic Rainboom came up with the noise and goes crazy trying out for you to finish the game is a little taller than the average of my favorites but the bullet doesn’t come to an end of the best chapters in this fic reminds me of the story again just wanted you to know about this is my reaction to a friend of mine and the other hand was completely

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So... the new story I'm writing is going to be a one-shot fluff piece who's main purpose is to get me to write something and kill this damn writers block that is getting in my way...

But here's the thing. I could easily end it at the one chapter and never visit it again. I could also easily turn it into another full-blown novel thing that I will never finish. I could also make it a one-shot with a sequel later.

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That is all.

16 more days before you think you're going to get that gift you really want...but then you open all your gifts and you don't get that new Lego that you begged your parents for because they are cheap ass hoes...

When your little sister is shy.

When she's that other kind of shy.

I mean, she knew exactly what she was doing.

Right?

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Oh lovely. Look at this.

This is just simply amazing. A very good piece.

Who made it? Well, this person might have caused controversy in the past weeks, but she's on her way to redemption, and by just this piece of art, she's like Sunset Shimmer in the second movie.

SPECIAL THANKS TO SNOW BULLET FOR THE AWESOME COVER ART!

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New chapter tomorrow! I'm excited because cool things begin happening! :D

...is the suggested name for a condition where one does not possess a functioning mind's eye and cannot voluntarily visualize imagery.

In non-scientific terms, it means that when thinking or imagining, one cannot see any imagery. Up until today, I didn't know that when thinking people could visualize objects.

Like, when you close your eyes and imagine an apple, apparently most people can see the apple. All I can ever see is the inside of my eyelids.

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... and I need someone to draw and/or name it.

(biological descriptions ahead, please be mature)
here's what I've imagined:

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