I'm not here to give another life update. Suffice to say, I've about given up on keeping myself "together". I'll try and get stories out, but I make no promises about when or what or anything.

But, for those who still care:
Beanis is back! Remember the beans? Majin does. Go give him the usual love/hate.

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(Oh, and go back and read my own Beanis content. If you already have, do it again. DO IT.)

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So originally I thought I would come home and provide an update for the next chapter of Ask Roseate Grimsbane (maybe tomorrow), however after some consideration, I think I'll just talk a bit about Grandmipony to you all. Partially because I also want to organize my thoughts for the words I'm going to say at her memorial in two days.

So here goes.

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So. It's finally over.

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...if the site's been hit with Beanis Fever the last few days. I'm working on a new beany mess.

it's pretty...

Stay gassy.
-Fuzz

Hmmmmmm...

As a child, I used to love watching Bill Nye the Science Guy in science class. It's not hard to understand why; it was funny, had lots of cool visuals, and every minute watching the show was a minute that we didn't have to spend listening to the teacher lecture on the subject or working on exercises from the textbook.

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To those of you who thought the latest Group Precipitation short was my only entry into the BCU, I have this to say:

The train wreck has officially crashed into the station. Enjoy/I'm sorry. (Delete whichever is appropriate.)

'Sup, bitches. Your eyes do not deceive you, it is really me, back from the dread abyss of my own mind. After-
Oh.
Oh fuck.
It's been 2 years.

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As I've mentioned elsewhere, my life of late has been a series of stressful events which killed my productivity. As a result of the circumstances surrounding some of those events, I've found it really hard to work on Consequences. I'll be getting back to it soon, but I'm gonna take some time to reset by working on lighter fare for the immediate future. I have another BCU story in the works and then, I plan on writing a happy, silly, goofy pile of smut. Yes, smut.

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READ THIS:

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IT'S GOOD.

And since Majin is being a slowass at getting the next official installment of series out, I'm going to start on one I've been thinking about for a while.

Stay bean-y.
-Fuzz

First, to start things off:

I am somehow all of these at the same time as I look over where I am as an author.

Second, let's take a moment to reflect on the best and worst parts of 2018. Or don't. I'm not your dad.

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You know, if you had asked me on Thursday what I'd be doing for the weekend, I could have guaranteed the answer wouldn't have included spending Friday night writing a story about bake-it-yourself sexual tutorials. Nor would it have included naming anything a Cupcanus. But guess who ended up doing exactly that?

Me. It was me. Feel free to be ashamed of me.

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To something E-rated! Check it out and give the author some love.

ETwilight's Life As a Red and Black Alicorn

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Having gone through a phase all alicorns do in time, Twilight must now deal with the annoyances her new outlook brings her.

• Twilight
• Celestia
• Luna
• Cadance
• Main 6

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