This week, Sunny breaks and enters, summons spirits, and almost gets stabbed by a knitting needle.

Happy Winter Wishday!

This was a really solid episode.

LET'S ROOOOOOOOOOOLL THOSE DICE, BABY

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Too short to publish as an independent story:

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Having just seen the movie, I absolutely love it.

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Hey, Misty, just a thought; if you didn't get distracted whenever your cutie mark starts to glow, you wouldn't be such a walking disaster.

Hitch, get a damn leash for that kid.

Sunny, don't put a newbie up front during your rush period.

This week, Izzy fucks up another one of Pipp's projects, so Pipp retaliates by almost destroying Bridlewood.

I really hope that Pipp gets the same sort of character development that Rarity did. When I first started watching FiM in 2011, I was convinced that I would hate Rarity. I'm so glad that I was wrong. Rarity took femininity and shook it up in ways I've never seen in kids TV. She has all the traits of a whiny, weak, ineffectual diva, and yet she's capable of amazing guile, wit, ingenuity, creativity and, of course, generosity. And a good thrashing, if you really piss her off. 🎵She's a

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This week, animal rights activists are going to have a field day.

Haven, if you're inconsolable and incomprehensible, there's nothing wrong with a text.

Not to mention tracking chips for your pets.

This week, having kids ruins your life, especially if you're single.

Hitch went a wee bit overboard here. Then again, what parent doesn't go berserk when their kid goes missing?

WARNING: MAJOR MAKE YOUR MARK CHAPTER 6 SPOILERS AFTER THE BREAK!

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This week, we see that roughly a year has passed.

Personally, the best Season 2 episode and Sparky episode so far.

You'd think by now that Hitch would put that kid on a leash.

This week, Sunny thinks the past year is "her whole life". Oh, and Misty messes with magical door portals again.

How much do you guys want to bet that it will actually be shit but the critics on Rotten Tomatoes will give it a Fresh rating anyway because "diversity and inclusion" or some other bullshit like that?

After all, Chibnall-era Doctor Who is considered shit (a few diamonds in the rough notwithstanding) and yet it gets a Fresh rating on RT.

Why, yes. I am counting on G5 to be shit because satirizing and riffing on it will be beneficial for me.

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This week, holy crap, Sparky saves the day.

This week, Rarity Pipp has trouble launching her new product line, so Pinkie Izzy helps her unwind over in Bridlewood.

Heya folks! Hope you are all keeping well today, as the title of this blog post says, my newest story, the Curious Case of Vanishing Unicorns is out now!

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This week, cover half of Pipp's face in mud, and her fans don't recognize her. Not like she has a cutie mark or anything.

The introduction to G5 is pretty interesting. While I understand the frustration of some bronies that all the friendship lessons were replaced with paranoia and mistrust, I think it's important to present the prejudices in the film to let the viewers know that things like racism and bigotry happen in real life.

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This week, Zipp gets mad that nopony else wants to beach off with her.

And seriously? Is this Maretime Bay's first heatwave or something?

At least Sunny had some help, and was making bank with the smoothies.