Ah, well, even though I saw Tara Strong and Greg Cipes at FanExpo today, I'll do this...

LP: 8000

Hmm... this is either a betrayal of secrets, a plot to bring Daring Do down, or Rainbow's going over the top again.

-No damage.

*Sighs* more whining critics that can do nothing but bitch all the time. There's a difference between Criticism and being a jerk.

"You're as much of a fake as Daring Do." (Jerk)

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(PART ONE)

If I don't like it, don't watch it? Then how am I supposed to observe it so I can later smash it? And don't tell me "You don't" no one has the right tell me what I cannot write about

"Who died and made you king of kamehameha?"

LP: 8000

Hi Chrysalis... just as sneaky as ever I see...

-No damage.

Suuuuure, then you'll end up fighting each other for total control (So predictable)

-200

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LEAKED... You don't want spoilers? SCRAM...!

LP:8000

Hmm... What's Grogar and crew up to now?

Double crossing from the minions? This can't be good, but I am intrigued.

-No Damage

"I occasionally Freak out." That's no joke Twilight, I'm gonna have to dock you for denial.

-200

LP:8000 -----> 7800

Delegating and trusting others, huh Twilight? Too bad I refuse to trust you NO MATTER WHAT

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With the exception of Hearths Warming, as I did for a quick fix experiment... and I did feature Hearts and Hooves in S5EP16

The reason is very simple...

1: We're not here to focus on said holidays in such a meaningful manner (This isn't "Friendship is Magic") Our main focus is the MOTWs and the battles and struggles.

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"Consumed by his/her hatred for Twilight Sparkle and the My Little Ponies, He/She sold his/her soul for the power to destroy them."

That was inspired by ANASTASIA... (1997)

(Skip to 1:02)

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Mykan... you just Bock Evaded me. This is your one and ONLY warning. If you attempt to Block Evade me again, you will be reported. Before, I reported you on someone else's behalf. Be glad I'm giving you a warning this time.

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*Sighs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzL6b3g4_c&t=262s

Things do change...

But some things Never change, and my anger for this ep is one of them, I promise you that. (even if TT does get a 6th season and BB and Terra get it together... it's much too late.)

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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Constructive Criticism of One Last Hearths Warming to bring you another Debunk.

I originally wanted to wait until I finished reviewing One Last Hearths Warming before making this. But this topic has been knawing at the back of my mind for a while now. There won't be much of the usual copy/pasting and replying because, for the most part, he's just saying the same things over and over.

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One of the pillars again huh. I may as well use SSRFMM for this one.

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Poor, Rockhoof, can't help but feel a bit sorry for him (JUST... a bit)

-No damage.

You said "Every Creature!" You know the penalty.

-500

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7500

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I'm going for it... these episodes are Leaked, and a bit out of order, so if you don't want spoilers... SCRAM!! You choose to read it anyway... Not my problem. (Just because I posted doesn't mean I MADE you read it)

After they've officially aired, I'll remove the Spoiler Tags.

Before we begin, a little message for all of you out there who don't get the point of my POINT DEDUCTIONS (Especially YOU... "Little Tommy-Boy")

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MARKS FOR EFFORT

Well, I doubt you'll be getting any from me. (I care more about RESULTS than EFFORT) If I don't like the results, you get scorned, plain and simple. (Just like my haters do)

Let's see how you'll disgust me this time...My LOSER Ponies. Then again, I and my haters all live the same code (The Ways of General Esdeath) when it comes to writing, TV, games and all that stuff.

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Okay, just heads up what this is: Just a little bit of riffing towards a certain someones current review of MLP. Lets get it out, shall we?

SCHOOL DAZE

LIFE POINTS: 8000

He really is going for the entire lifepoints stick to review it? You know, I find it always fascinating how people with the DuckKings condition so to speak, combine something already silly with something even sillier like this.

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Before I begin, sorry that the last episode "review" the DuckKing made hasnt been properly riffed on yet. I had to wrap up some general business around the holidays. But now that this has been taken care of, lets go back to talk about this abomination of a reviewer

FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

How insensitive is it if I now make a Harvey Weinstein sex joke here?

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LP: 8000

About time these guys had some screen time, still not my ideal of monster of the week formula.

-No damage

Ugh! Cozy's heart may be int he right place with that banner, but her head sure isn't. That's not going to make Grogar respect you.

-200

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

"It's been Weeks and Grogar has done nothing." For once, Chrysalis has it right, and this is why I prefer MOTW style.

-No damage

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*Sighs* More lies and conspiriaces that I have to clear up before people get more brainwashed.

09x07

Clipper was a jealous punk that Fluttershy married Rhymey, and also he hates Rhymey for the same frivolous reasons as my haters.

That's what he was based on.

Like most of my Strawman, their made to reflect the bad attitudes of my mockers and flamers, who can't seem to get it through their heads there's nothing wrong with the way Rhymey is in my fics.

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Well, let's see how sick this one will make me...

LP: 8000

Huh! And here I thought Discord could only do stuff like that.

-No Damage

?!! "YOU SAID EVERY CREATURE!!!!"

-Automatic 500

LP: 8000 -----> 7500

Hmm... I detect Chrysalis is behind this, but I could be wrong.

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Well, let's see how much of this episode I refuse to tolerate. (After all, if my haters can whine, bullshit and bellyache about my stories and other people's stories, I can do the same... and they way they tell me

"Get over yourself"

"F you... just F you"

Looks like I got under their skin,

(Paybacks are the sweetest) what goes around comes around.

LP: 8000

"Helping Hoof" you said it properly

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Two eps in one day? Unlucky me... but as an Anti-brony, and if I want to write MLP into my own thing (So I can tolerate a bit) gotta bite the bullet and take a look.

LP: 8000

Ugh! It's Trixie

-200

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

Sure I can do that, everyone else yaks about my characters when they show up, and what goes around comes around.

*Shakes my head at Starlight* You could post a sign that says "OUT TO LUNCH!"

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Yes, it certainly is... especially if you don't like what comes with it.

LP: 8000

Heh-heh-heh! Like I keep telling people, event he best thought out plans can go awry.

(The Core: 2003) "The core is an engine! Throw a tiny wrench into a large engine and you can still stall it."

-No damage

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Apparently, there is a new way to describe a stalker...

Someone who

-Does not spy on their crush
-Avoids them at incredible costs
-Does not call, write, constantly try to hang with them
-Does not publicly embarrass them.
-Let's them be with their already other lover/family
-Makes no attempt to kidnap the crush and rape him/her
-And above all, someone who decides Not pursue said crush anymore, but does not move on from their feelings and keeps to themselves.

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