Jan

12th

2018

SNLKKLASNDSDAS · 9:12pm Jan 12th, 2018

I was too lazy to bother with a title, but this is my return blog. I'm fully back from my hiatus. Hurrah! I'm also constantly tired in 2018, hooray! This however, hasn't stopped me from writing. Consider this the update blog and the future of my writing blog that most people have posted in the first days of 2018, since that is what this will contain.

Report Ice Star · 411 views · #the friggin' lunbra contest #lunbra #god i love lunbra #yes i literally started writing a million word high fantasy universe mostly because i wanted to see the horses kiss #who are you to judge me #the sun chaser #enemy of mine #missing pages and scrapped footnotes #icestarpony #updates galore #blag #writing #forever mare #lots of words #read all my stories

Feb

18th

2019

They Stab It with their Steely Knives,but They Just Can't Kill the Beast · 12:16am Feb 18th, 2019

Report Aragon · 1,899 views · #oh my god editing this was a nightmare #I like these 'aragon literally just posts fucking screenshots of how he talks in discord so people can see that he is Actually Like That Sadly' #because technically they're easy to write #but also I spend like #seventeen hours in MSPaint copypasting these motherfuckers #so I can create a million tiny pictures #I should really learn how to do photoshop or some shit I dunno

Apr

1st

2022

Happy National Rick Roll Day! · 4:36am Apr 1st, 2022

Heya, lil concise update. Not much really to report, only barely started Episode 05 of Queen of Crimson Crows, I'm mostly focusing a bit on artwork at the moment. I'm going to upload and insert them all at once, so it may be a bit.

Report ZhaoZoharEX · 176 views · #April Fools #Rickroll #Rick Astley #Update #Queen of Crimson Crows #I have a headache but I'm just fine #also I wanna see if I can make the longest tag I can possibly make in one go before the character limit if one exists stops me so I think I'm just gonna keep typing unless it's either cut off or I simply get bored anyway how are you doing I'm doing just f

Nov

24th

2022

"Graves Registration," and Taste in Literature · 5:20am Nov 24th, 2022

Joe Haldeman served a tour of duty in the Vietnam War, before he became well known as a science fiction writer.

I'm vacillating between blogging this story as providing examples partway through of the kind of dark humor, even graveyard humor, that sometimes shows up as a coping mechanism in war...

Report Mockingbirb · 179 views · #war #war stories #military fiction #milflc #some military fiction around here is masturbation by people who have played too much videogame #does your equestria at war story suck? #joe sees dead people maybe #my goodness some people are so full of carp and i dont mean fish

Dec

18th

2017

holidays are real and sometimes people celebrate them · 11:39pm Dec 18th, 2017

but not me
i've been writing quite a lotta words
including the afndskjlelasj that is enemy of mine
so by about new year's
thou shalt have some horsewords by me
(also a one shot that's long but whatever)

mostly, thank you for all the well wishes~

it's certainly helped

so even though i'm too pagan to christmas:

happy hanukkah, motherfuckers

Report Ice Star · 412 views · #guess the artist #hiatus breaker two: electric hiatusloo #icestarpony #blag #i'll be back #one daaaayyyyy #enemy of mine shall see updates soon i promise #kwanzaa is real #norris is a faget #thank you #for the well wishes and comments though because i thought i should thank you and that's why this blog exists #maybe because of the juxtaposition of the tags you thought i was thanking norris for being a faget but noooooo #kwanzaa is seriously a real thing tho

Oct

27th

2016

Why God Hates Human Applejack (Or "How to Humanize the Ponies") · 8:31pm Oct 27th, 2016

This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

Report Aragon · 2,157 views · #Commission #also I can't be the only one who sees it as super obvious #that Sunset Shimmer was designed first as a human and second as a pony #and that's what her design is so appealing #I still don't get why y'all wanna fuck her though #I'd rather tap EQG Snails #he looks pretty fuckin' wild

May

14th

2016

so I tried to present my case to my parents on why I should get short hair · 3:15am May 14th, 2016

and my dad said he's worried if I get short hair I might be perceived as representing the "worldly side" in the "battle of gender" being waged between Christians and "the evils of the world"
And he said that "knowing (my) previous track record" he could see how I would want to get short hair to conform with the changes of society and be anti-God

Report anonymousjedi · 424 views · #anywho rambling over #gods I feel like I'm on the verge of a panic attack #I am trying so hard not to cry #like the fact that he said that he views lgbt people as evil and God haters #and that because of characters/ fandoms ive liked in the past #he could see why I might side with "the evils of the world" #but hen he said he wasn't accusing me of being lesbian? #and he said he knew I was comfortable being a girl #and then that gay people are just people #like wow how contradictory can u be #I WANT TO SHAVE MY HAIR OFF I HATE THIS

Jul

19th

2017

~ Book 2 ~ Act I ~ The Enchanted Kingdom ~ · 12:54am Jul 19th, 2017

Hi everyone!

Just a quick announcement that, due to external circumstances such as a crippling writer's block regarding this story, I realized that I needed a fresh start with EL.

Sep

27th

2020

Because Twilight Sparkle Asked · 7:46pm Sep 27th, 2020

Report Aragon · 4,298 views · #My sister is so used to seeing me draw these things #that lately she's been checking out what I do #and whenever I draw a panel she particularly likes #(which is often houses #or anything without a horse in it) #she goes oh hey if you clean that up and print it #I can color it with my watercolors #and then we can hang it on the wall as a collab #and I think it's sweet how my family is so into me doing horse stuff #even though they VERY BLATANTLY hate the horses #it's nice

Sep

5th

2021

Something big is coming... · 8:54am Sep 5th, 2021

It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

Report Silent Whisper · 290 views · #CotS #what could that mean? #... it means that yes there's already a fic on this site with this title #but I've yet to come up with a better one so screw it #also by "this is only the half of it" I'm being clever #because there's a sister fic in the works #but this one's got more written thus far #so it's going out first #and we'll see if anyone likes it #fingers crossed that someone will be excited for it #because I certainly am! #I've never poured this much into a longfic #and I plan to update REGULARLY on a SCHEDULE #so... if you have advice regarding that hmu

Sep

23rd

2020

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

THell's Belles

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words · 37 1 · 375 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

Report Silent Whisper · 185 views · #yes this makes no sense #no I don't care #Hell's Belles doesn't make sense but some people still read it #okay so when I said I'd update it every week #I might've misjudged how much school would kick my butt the first few weeks of school #I'm alright now though #and by "alright" I mean I posted something THIS week #we'll see about next week #I hope you're having a wonderful week so far #and I hope something good happens to you today!

Apr

23rd

2018

I'll Become Immortal, and I'll Live On in Your Memory · 12:42am Apr 23rd, 2018

Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

Report Aragon · 2,292 views · #RAM PA PA PAM PAM #RA PA PAM PAM #man I was so glad that the story actually got featured #imagine my embarrassment if it had completely failed #fucking risky move that #but it paid off #and now #y'all choke on my cock #then again of course immediately after I got featured with 0 followers I was told I was still gaming the system and it wasn't a TRUE feature #cause now using the romance tag is also cheating apparently #there is only a very small combination of tags that you can use if you want your feature to count #y'see #the same happened to MrNumbers when he also got an alt account and also got featured with 0 followers #starting to see a pattern?

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair