Aug
13th
2019
Getting Real · 10:25am Aug 13th, 2019
I'm about to get really, really real here guys. So if You don't want to read my venting, stop reading now. Okay? Okay.
Dec
16th
2015
God, There are like a million possible witty titles for this blog. And at least one story idea. · 6:21pm Dec 16th, 2015
Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!
Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!
( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)
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Super Trampoline · 304 views
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#Masturbation
#real life
#Focalin
#I was going to write a story last night
#There's nothing wrong with masturbation but this happens every time I take my meds at night to stay up and get something done
#I've poisoned my brain to the point where it's hard for me to get off to anything that isn't BDSM
May
18th
2017
[Edit] On My Way to Washington · 1:59am May 18th, 2017
Ah, I totally neglected to mention this until now, didn't I? How to start...
My little sister is making me spend more of my money.
Oct
2nd
2017
Happy October? · 3:33am Oct 2nd, 2017
Honestly I just feel like giving a list of updates and the title of this blog doesn't reflect that but I gave up on it so have a happy.
Mar
12th
2021
state of the darf (pt. whatever, living situation edition) · 11:30pm Mar 12th, 2021
as of the writing of this post, i will have been sort of settled in my new place for about a month—a month since i've gotten my own room with something proper to sleep on, anyway.
Jul
9th
2022
Next Chapter of Children of the Sun posted~ · 2:36am Jul 9th, 2022
Hello dear readers, people who wandered here by mistake, and possibly my mother if she remembers her password,
Chapter 7 of Children of the Sun is posted, you can find it here.
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Silent Whisper · 304 views
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#Children of the Sun
#update
#my usual nonsense
#where would we be if I posted chapters on an actual real-life schedule?
#I mean really
#people would expect me to be consistent
#instead of being a fun lil disaster
#and we can't have that now can we?
#Mom if you're reading this then no I don't remember your password either
#Go make a new account because I think the email you tied your old one to was the one you stopped using
Jan
22nd
2018
The Comedy (Is Serious Business) Contest Update · 7:49pm Jan 22nd, 2018
Well, there are eleven days left for the deadline of the contest (remember: February 2nd), and so far we have one submission and sixty-seven goddamn applications.
Jesus fuck, my judges are going to die. I ain't, however. You can't kill what's already dead, and -- well, y'all read the berry blog already. Some things, a man can't come back from. I think biologically you can't classify me as human anymore. Gagh.
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Aragon · 1,035 views
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#Comedy Contest
#hey remember when I had any dignity
#I sure fucking don't
#thing is
#according to those comics
#I am a sexy big-titted redhead with an attitude and literally no brains
#and wouldn't you know
#that is a surprisingly accurate description of my real life persona
#slightly better cleavage though
#I am the reason male nipples should be censored
Jan
10th
2018
Slow Burn (Enter the Realm) · 9:12pm Jan 10th, 2018
This happened.
This is an actual conversation that happened. Slightly edited and streamlined to be easier to read, but accurate nonetheless. I am legitimately this fucking dumb. But, shit, might as well be me who tells the story.
Aragón: and then my pharmacist asked my sister if I'm always “like this”
Aragón: which I honestly took as a compliment?
Aragón: but I guess I technically can’t go back to that place anymore
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Aragon · 2,828 views
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#I wasn't sure if I should post this
#but then I got told
#that I humiliate myself whenever I blog about my real life anyway
#so like why bother
#why fucking act as if I had any iota of self-respect at this point
#THIS IS THE LIFE I CHOOSE TO LIVE
#THIS IS ME RISING MY FIST AGAINST THE HEAVENS
#AND SCREAMING LOUDER THAN THUNDER
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