Nov

24th

2022

"Graves Registration," and Taste in Literature · 5:20am Nov 24th, 2022

Joe Haldeman served a tour of duty in the Vietnam War, before he became well known as a science fiction writer.

I'm vacillating between blogging this story as providing examples partway through of the kind of dark humor, even graveyard humor, that sometimes shows up as a coping mechanism in war...

Report Mockingbirb · 178 views · #war #war stories #military fiction #milflc #some military fiction around here is masturbation by people who have played too much videogame #does your equestria at war story suck? #joe sees dead people maybe #my goodness some people are so full of carp and i dont mean fish

Dec

24th

2017

Popping in to say... · 4:50pm Dec 24th, 2017

1) Holidays exist, and I hope y'all have some nice ones.

Report Ice Star · 415 views · #blag #vague aura of updates #writing #being lazy #cynewulf's really awesome worldbuilding contest that i haven't written anything for #i mean i've got the idea and everything #but maybe i'll just pick a different story to do #or something #icestarpony #all hail the blue banner and how fucking gross it is #gotta love this downward spiral #happy holidays

Apr

1st

2018

fimfiction is now under sharia law · 2:11pm Apr 1st, 2018

Hello there.

It's been ages since I've written something relevant for this site that was longer than a throwaway of 1000 words while on a plane, train, or bus, so I figured today would be the best day to talk about the best thing that has happened to me in my life.

Report The Elusive Badgerpony · 607 views · #god is great #allahu ackbar #mlp is halal #putting a hijab on a horse is haram #hopefully someday we get an actual caliphate instead of religious fundamentalists pretending to be scholars on the monetary behalf of Saudi Arabia who wants to create a West-hating populous in order to make a nation full of easy-to-control poorly-educated #uhhm I mean god is great and allahu ackbar

Mar

10th

2016

So Did I Put My Money Where My Mouth Is? · 12:30am Mar 10th, 2016

Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?

Hahahah.

God no.

One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.

On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.

Soon.

Report Aragon · 786 views · #They fuck you up your mom and dad #They may not mean to but they do #They fill you with the faults they had #And add some extra just for you! #But they were fucked up in their turn #By fools in old-style hats and coats #Who half the time were soppy-stern #And half at one another's throats #Man hands on misery to man #It deepens like a coastal shelf #Get out as early as you can #And don't have any kids yourself.

Jul

2nd

2020

you ever miss old friends · 10:47am Jul 2nd, 2020

even ones you're not friends w anymore?

hate that feeling

there's also another friend but like
idek if we're still actually friends we barely talk and i was going through her old blog posts and found our old drama and that shit hurted
and it kinda
makes me wonder whether we were friends again in the first place
like the only people i still frequently talk to that i met here are my girlfriend, two of my exes, and like, one of my all time best friends

Report nebulaegalaxy · 364 views · #missing friend hours #please don't ask about the old drama i had successfully removed it from my memory before going down her blog #and by frequently i mean like almost DAILY i talk to these people #so even if we sorta talk sometimes that's Not Frequent #[cough]galaxy[cough] #relevant tag

Dec

21st

2015

ALL OF MY 51 FOLLOWERS WHO DON'T ALREADY DO THIS · 3:28pm Dec 21st, 2015

GO FOLLOW HER

SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND, REALLY KIND AND ENCOURAGING, AND IS ACTIVELY BLOGGING AND COMMENTING ON OTHER BLOGS

SERIOUSLY

SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT ME INTO FIMFICTION

GO FOLLOW HER NOW!

love ya lauren

Report anonymousjedi · 419 views · #fluffysam #lauren is bae #love ya girl #and if you're not fluffysam and you're reading these tags #go follow her #seriously she's awesome #and she's done promotions for me too #shes an amazing friend and is just all around awesome #plus i've never seen her be mean at all #like ever #and i didn't even meet her on fimfiction #i've known her for like 2 years and not once has she been a jerk #*hugs lauren* #love you #:) #<3

Oct

27th

2018

ΛＳＫ░ＭΞ░ΛＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ！ · 11:20pm Oct 27th, 2018

I haven't done an AMA in a while. This blog is meant to rectify that. Go on and ask me something in the comments! However many questions you want, I guess. I don't care. Though, don't ask me about story updates. Those are in progress! Please don't ask me to spoil my stories either. If there's some sort of lore that you're interested in that is a spoiler you really wanna know about, PM me.

Report Ice Star · 442 views · #ama #blag #story is in progress #yes i've actually been doing that lately #and by not a good day i mean aside from the usual depresso mood lately i kinda sorta live somewhere that had a mass shooting today #not fun #i knew that synagogue too #please don't ask me about that though #icestarpony

Jul

2nd

2022

ARGH (or, Ice Star Explains his Uncharacteristic Silence) · 3:56am Jul 2nd, 2022

I know my existence on the site has been sporadic as fuck lately. For months I've been in lurk mode more than anything else, and this has been applying to a lot of my usual discord friend groups as well. I just wanted to let y'all know that I am (obviously) alive and that I haven't retired or quit my writing. However, a lot has gone on in my life and it is to blame for why all seems rather quiet on Ice Star's front. I'm not going to quit writing and I'd be glued to my keyboard (or at least the

Report Ice Star · 370 views · #icestarpony #why i've been quiet #author update #bros and non-bros y'all have no idea how badly i wish this was a story update #just fit a bunch of frustrated screaming here #seriously my hair looks hella cool #people were already mistaking my hair as black offline for some reason #and i mean i guess i kinda saw it when they explained it to me #cause it is only a few shades away from being black #does anyone even read these?

Jul

9th

2022

Next Chapter of Children of the Sun posted~ · 2:36am Jul 9th, 2022

Hello dear readers, people who wandered here by mistake, and possibly my mother if she remembers her password,

Chapter 7 of Children of the Sun is posted, you can find it here.

Report Silent Whisper · 300 views · #Children of the Sun #update #my usual nonsense #where would we be if I posted chapters on an actual real-life schedule? #I mean really #people would expect me to be consistent #instead of being a fun lil disaster #and we can't have that now can we? #Mom if you're reading this then no I don't remember your password either #Go make a new account because I think the email you tied your old one to was the one you stopped using

Jul

20th

2019

Flutterpriest Writes SS&E a Sissy Fic - A Classic Tale In Three Parts · 6:51am Jul 20th, 2019

~ ~ P A R T O N E ~ ~

~ ~ P A R T T W O ~ ~

https://twitter.com/SSExplosions/status/1148000519274688512

~ ~ P A R T T H R E E ~ ~

Report shortskirtsandexplosions · 689 views · #Flutterpriest #Flash Sentry Takes Three Mushrooms Up the Butt While His Polyamorous Girlfriend Films It And Plans to Crossdress Him Prettier Next Weekend #Good Friends Write Other Friends Crossdressing Porn #Mario Maker 2 #Yes Mario Maker 2 #Fuck You Mario Maker 2 #Please Forgive Me Mario Maker 2 #Don't Leave Me Mario Maker 2 #I Made the Bed For You Mario Maker 2 #It's Just That the Nights Get Long and I Come Home Frustrated and I Don't Mean to Take It Out On You But I Still Do So and I'm Trying to Get Better Mario Maker 2

Jan

18th

2016

Star Wars theme plays · 2:43am Jan 18th, 2016

Sup guys?

I just got home from watching all seven Star Wars movies in consecutive order
It was my friend's bday and that's what she wanted to do

Basically it was great
I still love TFA ... but I could rant about a lot of it

and there are so many things ive realized about star wars just now

I want to ramble on but I wont bore you

TTFN!
Ta ta for now

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair

Report anonymousjedi · 640 views · #hair help #pls friendos #i wants the short hairs #and i also need to make a powerpoint to explain to my mom (and probs dad) why i need short hair #aaaaa #AAAAAA #i've wanted short hair since SIXTH GRADE #EVEN BEFORE I KNEW IT WAS A LGBT+ STEREOTYPE #but noooooo now my mom is all "everyone will think you're a guy!" #which is basically her way of hinting that everyone will think im gay af #i mean i am but i dont want my family knowing #but i also am 5'11" so i can see how people would think im a guy #but hoenstly #idgaf #but my parents do #and i know a haircut isnt that big of a problem #but i reeeeaaallly need some kind of confidence boost #especially something that makes me look slightly less feminine #bc idfk what my gender is anymore #i mean its not like i can come out anyway

Sep

23rd

2020

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

THell's Belles

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words · 37 1 · 374 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”