Hello everyone, I am Melon! (but my username is whatashocker.) I am here to do my very best to create entertaining stories that you enjoy. It's a lie! While I do hope you enjoy my stories, I'll be taking the grim-dark approach most of the time, or will I? My stories are going to be jam-packed with lore, probably some grammar errors, (I am actively working to improve my vocabulary and writing ability) death, and most of all... BETRAYAL! I'm not sure which story should come first, but I hope you

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So I've just finished the rough draft of chapter 1, and am now entering the revision phases. There's a lot of stuff in here that I didn't expect or even think of when I started writing it.
I don't have a timetable for its publishing, there's some work to be done, but now that I have the majority of the work done, it's all riding the break downhill from here.

Hope you guys are ready for a 'monster' of a chapter.

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I hope everyone had a fun Dark Matter Day.

If anyone is looking for a new job, here is an opportunity that will let you work on dark matter research and also provide the perfect environment to complete that Nightmare Moon epic that you have always wanted to write.

IceCube Experiment - Winterover Experiment Operator

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I am working to finish Infinite Imponability Drive as soon as I can. Unfortunately the last two weeks have been so crazy that it’s been hard to set aside more than a few hours to do any writing…

Meanwhile, let’s get back to talking about random physics. It seems as good a time as any to consider the ultimate fate of our world. How will the universe end?

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Someone did one of these...for me? F**K YAY!!!!!!!!

Also, some people have pointed out my grammar could use some work in that fic and I think that's part of the reason some people disliked it. If any of you guys are good editors and want to help, drop a message and maybe future one-shot fics I make might be of PERFECT GRAMMAR! (Now imagine with a star glittering across that revealing the words...that'd be awesome)

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In which Max takes a break from saving the world to get in some golf, Monica gets a sweet new sword, and Lin farts a big flabby monster out of her head.

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In which monsters are fought, photography is taught, and Brave Little Linda's combat record is one-naught.

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In which Max races to the heart of Mt. Gundor to rescue Monica.

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In which we take a break from the action and story to recruit several more citizens into the party, and also take a look at a more built-up Sindain from a different save file.

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In which Max and Monica begin their arduous trek up Mt. Gundor.

You may be wondering why there's no Intermission this time. Well, I've decided to hold off on the next Intermission until after Chapter 5. In the next Intermission we'll be looking at Veniccio and Heim Rada in my other savefile, then rebuilding my current Sindain. Right now, I need to save all my money and resources for Heim Rada, because building Heim Rada is NOT cheap.

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In which our young heroes brave the spooky, dangerous, monster-infested Rainbow Butterfly Woods in search of the wayward Firbits.

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(Editor's Note: Even if you haven't been watching this LP series to date, I strongly urge you to watch THIS video to hear one of my favorite boss battle themes of all time.)

In which our heroes encounter the legendary Rainbow Butterfly, learn the truth about the Firbits' missing friend Holly, and meet with Jurak one last time.

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Apologies if its been a while. IRL things have taken up a lot of my time, though that's not to say I haven't been slacking off.

As you know, my one shot has been written, but it still hasn't gone through my proofreader yet.

The sequel to "Atonement for a Wayward Dragoon" is in the works. I want to say approximately 4800 words have been written still no title as of now.

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In which Lin awakens, but has forgotten what happened to Crest, and Max and Monica vow to prevent his death with time travel shenanigans.

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Hi everybody!

Keep your eyes peeled tonight, because Pastromorbo is set to release at some point in the next eight hours!

Hope to see you there!

In which Max and Monica retrieve the Wind Gem and perform significant weapon upgrades.

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Hey, guys!

Info's in the title! Go here to take the survey and give us all an idea of how many books all us author people should be printing!

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I gather some writers interested in my science communication project would appreciate some story ideas to help develop their own, so in this post I will give some of my thoughts on how to turn my given particle physics research topics into a story. I would, however, remind those thinking of participating that your don’t have to follow this. If you have a totally different idea

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(((Heads-up: there is some dark and deeply personal stuff ahead. I don't fault anyone for not reading it.)))

This post could also be called, “Why do you do terrible things to ponies?”

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