While I'm not one of those types who obsesses over dreams and is always searching them for deeper meaning, I do feel that they tend to show off our mental state in a way that's a lot more intimate than your normal reply to "how ya doin'?" The subconscious holds a large part of who we are and how we're feeling, and--as I mentioned in discussing other fics of mine--I believe that tapping into your own subconscious is a clear path to better understanding yourself.

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This is pure insanity.

Please try your best to stay away from them, even though I myself have failed miserably.

And if you want to see to what extent the leaks have come out... here is an image I pulled of all the files in the torrent that's been going around:

Hasbro has messed up.

This is actually unbelievable, and yet here it is.

Wow.

Hasbro... why?

I...do not like sandwiches.

I don't even eat them, at all. I won't even eat a slice of bread with butter and jam. Only bread-based thing I'll eat is toast or a breville.

This is an odd story that still doesn't make any sense to me, but it's short, so I'll get on with it. As with another personal hate of mine, this story stems from my time in primary school.

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They Might Be Giants made a song many years ago called Why Does the Sun Shine? which starts out with "The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas". It is a catchy song.

But, you know, that isn't really accurate. The sun isn't made of gas, it's made of plasma.

So they made a new, scientifically accurate version, Why Does the Sun Really Shine?

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[1:36:45 AM] Journeyman: brah
[1:36:49 AM] Journeyman: BRAH
[1:37:04 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:37:11 AM] Journeyman: A day late, but I got it
[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: Cadance celebrates Valentine's Day by bedding Night Light
[1:37:25 AM] Journeyman: Stocking Stuffer 3: Some Bullshit I'll Come Up With Later.
[1:37:32 AM] Journeyman: I'ma gonna dew it.

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So many blogs posts on here seem to be about people whining about something in their life, seriously, so many depressed low self esteem people here! Eat more broccoli!

Spoilers follow! A lot. Like, don't even look if you care about the episode and haven't watched it.

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...is in its 3rd re-write. I just can't make my mind up on this damn thing.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SHORT!
This was supposed to take, like, a week at most to write.

Whatever. I guess the final product will be better this way.
I do apologize for the wait... as I always do. Have no fear, though, for this epilogue shall certainly be finished by time November rolls about.

Bella, Alice, and Jasper head the airport to meet with the rest of the Cullens. Bella keeps going on about how difficult it’ll be to lose them, and I’m still wondering why she doesn’t tell them what’s up (especially since Alice has just had a vision that Bella doesn’t know the contents of but she guesses is showing her meeting James). However, she has a spot of luck: she knows the airport terminal better than any of the Cullens. Before Edward’s plane arrives, she goes to a bathroom with two

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SLAMS DOOR DOWN

yo ive been doing a lot of blogposts lately probably because i'm trying to work on being more positive and also because i had therapy yesterday and my therapist BRUTALLY CALLED ME OUT on so many bad attitudes I was having and it was intense but today i feel GREAT (also because I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow and will probably stalk all the Donalds I see)

BUT ANYWAY

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Here's my latest bit o' fun:

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This is pretty fun!

8- Star
9- Precious
10- Flowing
11- Cruel
12- Whale
13- Guarded
14- Clock

Because I am getting the third game in the Ace Attorney series: Trials and Tribulations!

Uhm...that's all...

You can leave to go about your business now...

Doc, OUT!

This must set some kind of record. These are the very first sentences in the chapter:

“I miss you already.”

“I don’t need to leave. I can stay…”

Four words in, and CM + 1. Wow. Even by this series’ standards, wow.

It’s the night before the wedding, and our resident codependent couple is in the middle of a kissing session. Quite a clingy one, too:

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Bella wakes up and is, for some reason, annoyed with herself for having that dream about the immortal child, as if she could control what she dreams. After breakfast, she and Charlie get ready, and Alice arrives to help them put the finishing touches on their clothes and make them look presentable. There’s an interesting bit where Alice mentions that, to keep the tradition of the groom not seeing the bride’s dress before the wedding, she’s been very careful to not think about the dress when

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These four books are at the very top of my Things-I-Never-Want-to-Read-Again List.

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Most of this chapter is a sort of montage/summary of the first three months of Bella’s vampirization. It’s perfect, of course. She claims to take mythology a lot more seriously, which could be interesting, but it’s only so she can make a too-long metaphor about the Fates’ loom and the color of the threads of herself, her family, and her friends. Nessie keeps growing quickly and she’s adorable without having any character. Alice and Rosalie make a scrapbook of her growth to create the

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The reception begins as Bella looks over all the people who’ve come. A lot of it is listing off names of the obligatory guests — friends and family who don’t play much of a role in the rest of the series. In spite of being a werewolf, Seth is genuinely enthusiastic that Bella and Edward got married. They go through the cake-cutting, the pictures, the dancing, everything. (I’m kind of curious who’s the poor schmuck who got stuck serving the beer and wine. When my brother got married, I, being an

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