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*ducks and throws a cake*

I would go for a cupcake :3.

How come I'm getting hit with food!? *Gets hit in face with apple* Yay an apple!*Throws popcorn*

Brain esta boredom.

Y tu?

Bah. Spanish bad.

Brain bad. Feeling bored.

Brain is mush. Need... Words....

*VIBJ& U an typiung this without looking at the keyboard or screen.

Huh. Didn't do all that badly there.

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...You're name is Golden Talon, but the bird in your picture is blue.

I don't trust you.

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It seems there is an impostor amongst the Golden.

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... What? No. I am most definitely not a Blue Talon Burrowing Owl that is an infiltrator sent for the purposes of espionage in gathering information on this group. No sirrrree!

...

I need to improve my acting skills.

In all seriousness though, I chose it due to the rather golden like hue of the talons of a Burrowing Owl.
It definitely isn't that color, but I liked the name, and the profile picture fit for my purposes on this site.

Applesapplesapplesapples!

Um hi.

Now don't go telling anyone, but I just got the most glorious idea for my next lock...
I'm honestly looking forwards to it.

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Just wanted to ask how submitting stories goes. Cause not sure if you have to ask first or not.

hello everyone.

Howdy everyone I'm....

BOO YOU STINK

GET OFF THE STAGE

GET OUT OF HERE

umm ok,damnit every time

Greetings!

Banana anypony?
and may the 'horse' be with you.

is it that bad???

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may the 'horse' be with you.

couldn't keep a straight face!

4975129 thank you. A pleasure to meet a fellow Star Wars fan.

4975469 I'm not. but I still couldnt keep a straight face!!

Ps. I'm sick right now.

Ok...
P.S. Get well soon

Hey everypony, OcarinaDerpy here!

What's a math teacher's favorite thing to say when he/she is excited?

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You do, I think.

5177150 no

This is RADICAL

5181097 It's a math term...

5227924 You got me, maybe they were so shocked and didn´t remember the Celestia´s and Luna´s past.

5227924 It never actually states that they were born alicorns, just that they were alicorns when they were crowned.

I should not have to walk so that a child could live

I have a headcannon that in the EQG universe, the ponies'd names are just nicknames, lol, i doubt that she really has "Rarity" on her birth certificate

5236252 You don't know that maybe batman is my real name

5236313 it's still fun to turn pony names into real names

5236566 Twilight Sparkles new name will be Clarence

i meant turning their pony name into a real world name
like
Rarity should be Rachel Tyler or Rachel T. Belle
or Flutter-shy being something like Felicity Shay

5236683 or..OR they could like not? at least in the equestria girls universe anyway,

any ideas for changling cosplay, I've been thinking of sunglasses and some padding, but any thing else i should od like paint of fabrics

I'm that one who sits in the corner of the cafeteria. Same in real life too. :(

LET THERE BE METAL!!!!![youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yAKmnipYyww]

*Walks in the cafeteria with metal music playing in the background* THIS IS BLITZKRIEG!!!! *throws a bomb*

4042301 Can I join?

*throws waffles*

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<.<

>.>

I know it's already been done in here, but...

FOOD FIGHT!! *closes eyes and throws a waffle*

On a random note, I never did like shipping...mostly cause i can't take same gender shipping serious at all. I dont like it.

I still need help in learning to expand my writing. mostly to help put more detail into sentences so simple things arent' so short.

To submit or not to submit
This is a tough decision I admit

3990479 What is this place... Why is there girls singing and a dog talking?

I most have eat one of Gramma Stuffum cooking again

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This is very helpful

Knocks on a door Hello, I just joined in the group to get some help in learning how to write my own story. It got understandably negative comments as, and this is me being honest, it is a piece of slag-ridden iron that needs a serious facelift. I was directed to this group by stupidhand14 and feel it could help me grow and improve as a writer. I hope to hear back from an admin, professor or The Dean soon. Thanks for your time and have a wonderful day.

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Hello!

This isn't an editing or proofreading group. We don't do that here. Though there are groups that do.

But we do give lectures and answer questions about things like planning, writing style, and sometimes grammar if necessary. Anything specific you have questions about? If so, You can check the directory, or ask your question in the Study Hall if you couldn't find a lecture on your question.

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I left this group to get peace and quiet.

Oh and by the way. Necromancy is forbidden on FimFiction.

So is Spiderman

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The thread isnt dead

So...has anyone heard of a keythong?

Man that is some violent response up in here.

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I've got no clue what a keythong is.