• Published 8th Apr 2016
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Adventure Muffin! - Jake Witt



You lost your last life. All of your past memories are returning as you become the most powerful being in existence! ...a muffin. This is a game of survival with only one obvious answer. How far will you go before you dislike?

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4: Leave The Room

You left the room any way you wanted with the new wrapper on. It didn't chafe like the last few wrappers and you feel like your speed has increased! You look up to check for any trace of Derpy before taking flight like any smart little cosmic muffin. As you flew through this maze of a ship, you kept finding dead ends.

Normally you would just try again after the 21 times it happened but after a week of this you lose it at the 5th turn. You use your super speed to run through the TARDIS, the next dead end you found became a hole as he flew through it. Nothing could match your strength and the TARDIS is aware of that.

As metal Derpy heads try to eat you, you figure the TARDIS is tired of you being tired of her... or she is oblivious to your annoyance, but is aware of the pain you put her through. You don't know, but it's sad to see the broken Derpy head you broke out of. It looks sad.

You feel sad.

"Muffin! Adventure Muffin!" the Doctor calls out.

You acknowledge him, but the minor distraction was enough for the "Metal Derpy Muffin Trap" to look like a regular dead end again.

"There you are!" You try to talk about the muffin trap, but he continues. "You won't believe what happened to Derpy and my TARDIS!"

What happened, going on, etc.

"We were watching an interesting anomaly when I realized I forgot to add monitors to your room! When I was punching the commands into the TARDIS something exploded outside, turning Tick Tock into a foal, merging Derpy with the TARDIS, and bringing a banana-nut muffin to life!"

There better not be a pecking order. Maybe the new muffin will be nice?

"Seriously! A living muffin! The prospect of a muffin with a soul is preposterous!" He turns back to you. "...sorry. Though in all honesty, you are an impossible, ludicrous... Hold on, are you flying? Without wings?"

You circle around his head.

"Well then, I'm heading towards the center of the TARDIS to retrieve Ms. Doo, can you babysit... aaand possibly protect baby Tick Tock? Thank you!"

He gallops off to the hallway in front of you before someone could get another word in. You decide to- You spot the other muffin slowly slide past a hallway opposite to where the Doctor came from. Assuming the responsible Doctor came from the control room where Tick Tock is located, you must make a choice.

> Protect Baby Tick Tock!
> Trail the New Muffin!

THE LINKS ARE A LIE.

You realize you can't click the options, looking up to see the muffin leap from the ground and pin you to the wall. The breakfast is breathing raggedly and mumbling random words, shouting only the words that matter.

You demand it repeat its question.

It questions your gender.

You reply.

It does not like your answer. You will be assimilated.

You question that.

It opens a large time vortex, but there's still enough space to use your strength to push it away before flying away from where you assume Tick Tock is located. There's obviously something wrong with this muffin's bran because it's not just nuts; it's bananas! ...it is a banana nut muffin.

You mentally laugh/kick yourself.

It appears from the ceiling, attempting to rip you to shreds as it creates hardened energy field resembling limbs. Each of the seven- that's odd -hands are holding a chunk of your equivalent to flesh as you swerve with uncontrolled and faltering energy. Once you crash, you watch as it walks out of a time vortex, slowly eating the accumulated chunks of you as you watch.

You black out instantly, the last thing you hear is a baby crying and magic gripping something.

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