After an accident involving some cattle dying, Winona decides that the only honorable thing to do is to commit ritual suicide. Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy try their best to stop her, but this dog is on a mission, and nothing is going to stop her. Well, nothing except spontaneous enlightenment and subsequent immortality.

Written after a really terrible joke about dog seppuku was made on the Seattle's Angels podcast.

Trollfic: A peek into the perilous purview of pointlessly perverse purple prose.

Trixie commissions a War Machine™ from the Diamond Dogs and uses it to revenge Twilight Sparkle. Nonsense ensues.

Trixie, Starlight, and Sunset argue over who's the better peanut butter to Twilight's jelly. Er, or something like that.

"God, this sucks" --every single person who reads this fan fiction.

Twilight turns out to be Princess Luna's daughter!! Find out how, why, and read this awesome tail (see what I did there?) of romance, mother-daughter relationship, adventure, awesome OCs, and more!!

I've always wanted to do a parody/satire fan fiction. Probably unoriginal, but, hey.
Rated teen so I can make ponies die and have more "tragic" themes.