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// Dank Memes 
// Story: God, This Sucks. 
// by pinky102368 
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	"Now why the fuck should I do what you want?"

"Because this is a bad fanfic, and every bad fanfic needs the popular background character in it somewhere."

Derpy roled her eyes. "Fine." the n she bit out of her muffin. 

Now Derpy joined the group in searching for the kidnapped fillies. They ended up looking all ovef Equestria, yet couldn't find them! Where could they be? 

"How about we look in the Everfree forest, because that couldn't possibly be part of Equestria!" Night Wind exclaimed.

"ok." Both Luna and Twilight and Derpy said a t the same time. Then the group made their way to the Everfree Forest.

Luna shivered. "This place is creepy..." She went close into the comfort of Night Wind, because as we all know, all mares need a dude to keep any sense of security!

"OF course it's creepy! I mean, this is the Everfree Forest!" Twilight exclaimed. "Magic goes craxy here!"

Night Wind chuckled. "Relax, kiddo. We're just going to be here for a few minutes. I can't imagine any villain taking innocent fillies into the Everfree forest for no reason."

he ponies adventured in the Ever Free foresat. 

"Dis feels like the time me and my friends went into this forest to fin tthe elemoonts!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Yes, it does feel liek dat time...when you found the elemoonts..." Luna was lost in thought as she uttered these words.

All of a sudden, a strange creature on two legs burst out of trees! "LOOK AT THIS NET!" He exclaimed!

The ponies gasped! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" They screamed~!

All of a sudden Night Wind burst in front of his girlfriend and daughter with a sword and stabbed the hell out of the creature. "Yay!" he exclaimed after the creature (it's a human lol!!!!!!11!1) lay down dead on the floor with a pool of blood. 

"HOW COULD YOU MURDER SOMEONE?! HARAMBE DIDN'T DIE FOR YOU TO GO AND MURDER SOMEONE!" Luna shouted.

"I'm so sorry dear, I had to do what I had to do to protect you!"

"NO! YOU MURDERED SOMEINE! Y OU MURDEREDR!" Then the princess ran off into the forest.

"OH NOOOOOOO!" Nigh Wind cried out as he chaseda da d after his girlfeird. 

All of a seudun some1 sneaked up behind Night Wind...it was a human about to say very plot-relevant stuff...he screamed...

"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEEEENAAAAAAAA"