//------------------------------// // NIGHTWIND'S PAST, A CRIME SCENE, AND CONFESSIONS! // Story: God, This Sucks. // by pinky102368 //------------------------------// "Princess Twilight Sparkle sat in her bed, reading a book. She was really enjoying this book. Of course, she enjoys almost all books. But this book in particular was a book she really really liked, so she didn't want to be disturbed. Unfortunately, Pinky Pie didn't know this, so she burst into the Twilight's room, jumping around like she always does. "TWILIGHT, TWILIGHT TWIIILIGHT! GUESSWATGUESSWATGUESSWHAT?????!" she exclaimed. Twilight sighed and put down her book. "What is it, Pinky?" The pink pony smiled. Well, she was already smiling; but now she was smiling a full-on Smile HD smile. "PRINCESS LUNA IS IN TOWN!" "What? How come I didn't hear about this?" Twilight sounded taken back. "IDK! But it doesn't matter; COME ON! Follow me!" Then Pinky jumped up into the ceiling, leaving a big whole inthe ceiling because she broke into it with much force. Twilight Sparkle rolled her eyes and then flew up through the hole Pinky left and started following the bouncing pony that was hopping from building to building like she did during the Smile song in season 2 (4th wall break lol!!). Twilight landed in the streets of Ponyville and saw Luna (with her season 1 hair) looking around for something. Twiight approached the night princess. "Princess Luna! It's nice to see you up-and-about; especially right after being Nightmare Moon! " Twilight exclaimed. Princess Luna starred at Twilight. Then a large smile overtook Luna's lips. She started tearing up. "You've grown SO much..." Twilight looked confused. "What? Don't you only know me from yester--HEY!!1!" Luna interrupted Twilight by giving her a huge bear-hug. She held her daughter close. "I missed you SO much..."she muttered. Twilight uncomfortably pushed her mother away from her. Didn't this woman know ANYTHING about personal space? "Um..." Luna starred straight into Twilight's eyes, and then put a serious look on her face. Twilight just looked confused."Twilight, I need to tell you something. Something important." Twilight raised an eyebrow. "What could be so important right now?" "You are my daughter." (le gasp!) Luna told her. Twilight gasped."OH MY SWEET CELESTIA WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" "Yas. I am your mother." "That's so awesome; my mother is an alicorn princess, my mentor is THE princess, my foal sitter is a princess, I'M a princess...PRINCESSES." Twilight exclaimed. "Yep. You beingmy daughter is WHY u are a princess." "That is SO awesome!" "Come. Let me show you your father." Luna said. Then the mother and daughter took off into the sky. "You...you're beautiful!" Night Wind cooed. Twilight shifted uncomfortably. Her father's (who is also an alicorn) face was right in hers. They might be family, but COME ON, PERSONAL SPACE! "Thx..." Night Wing gave his daughter a large bear hug. "If only you could've seen your sister!: Twilight's eyes grew wide. "I DON'T HAVE A SISTER! I only have a brother!" Luna shuffled her hooves a bit."Your sister's name is Sunset Shimmer." (OOOOOHHHHHHH PLOT TWIST!!!11!) "SHE AIN'T MY SIS!" Twilight exclaimed. "SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!" Huh. Gay incest. Luna looked so sickened from da incest. "Dafuq?" Night Wind shook his head uncomfortably. "Well, I guess you have to break up, then." "Oh, okay." Twilight sayed. Luna's eyes brightened. "U listened to what we said! So u don't think I am a horrible monster?" "Of course not!" Twilight beamed. "You're my mother! Mothers aren't evil!" Night Wind frowned. "My mother was." Luna starred at her boyfriend. "OMG wut. Spill it." Night Wind looked up to the sky and sighed. "Well, it all started when I was born..." (All of the text in this part is Night Wind's awesome backstory that I came up with in five minutes! I am so creative, aren't I?) Night Wind starred up at the blurry face that was his mother. She had a devilish smile. That caused Night Wind to cry. In anger, his mother slapped him, leaving the bruise on his foreleg that would be there to remind him of his abusive mother, even when he grewup. Night Wind is a filly now. He tried reaching for his teddybear. His mother walked over. "Oh, you want this teddy bear? Well, GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER?!" she ripped up the teddy bear. #thuglife Night Wind starting crying and crying and crying. "Mommi is so mean!" "Bitch, I'M FABULOUS." she exclaimed. When Night Wind was a teenager, his mother had murdered his father, his brothers, his sister, and would've killed him if the police haven't arrived. She was arrested, and Night Wind was safe, but now she always gets terrible flashbacks of his own (abusive) mother brutally murdering his family. (I think it was called PTSD...). (Wasn't Night Wind's mom JUST TERRIBLE? He has been depressed by this tragic backstory until Luna entered his life. Oh, BTW this is the present day now." "Oh my Celestia...no wonder you cry yourself to sleep sometimes!" Luna exclaimed. "That's awful! My grandma's a murderer! It's a good thing you guys, or anyone else in our family aren't like this!" (Foreshadowing!) Twilight said. "Yea." Night Wind muttered. Then he forced a smile onto his face. "Now; lets eat dinner." They were in Alicornia, so the food was always delicious. Cow Delight (the best alicorn cook ever!) cooked the food. Twilight, Luna, and even Night Wind (remember that he ALWAYS eat's Cow Delight's food) were impressed. "Delicious! I absolutely LUV burgers!" Twilight exclaimed. Luna giggled. "Well, enjoy it while you can. We probably won't be on another family vacation liek this one ever again!" All of a sudden, an alicorn burst into the dining room. "HELP! HELP! MY FOALS WERE FILLYNAPPED!" Twilight, Luna, and Nightwind frantically looked at each other. "Oh noes!" they all exclaimed. Luna sat up. "We'll find them!" "Oh, thank God!" the alicorn exclaimed. She ran over and hugged Luna tightly. "Thank you SO much!" "NP!" Luna said. The alicorn left, with a thankful look on her face. Night Wind frowned. "How are we going to find these fillies?" Twilight sat up out of her chair. "By investigating the chrime scene!" Thefamily went to the room inthe castle where the fillies were sleeping. There were no leads! "Hmmm...I know who can help!" Twilight exclaimed. "Who?" Luna asked. "Derpy Hooves!"