Derpy is ditzy, clumsy, and overall fairly, well, derpy. So in an encounter with Discord, naturally, she becomes cunning, malicious, and grows an affinity for...balloons? And who a better victim for her evil plots then the pegasus who already spends all of her time in the air—Rainbow Dash.

This is just a silly little thing; the first story I ever wrote and published. It features fun cartoon physics and inflation, as a fair warning. (Originally published April 22, 2014)

Twilight is overjoyed when she gets invited to a special dinner feast, but her heart sinks when she learns the host of this dinner is none other than Discord. And he's got rather extraordinary plans for her royal highness and her yellow pegasus friend.

Contains inflation and cartoon-y fun (Originally published July 20, 2014)

Stoner Twilight pays Donut Joe's shop a visit when she gets an extreme case of the munchies.

Contains Twilight Sparkle, high on magic weed, indulging on copious amounts of donuts and rapidly gaining weight as a result.

Pinkie Pie can be very unpredictable, but chaining ponies up in her basement? Seems like she's crossing the line from "just being Pinkie Pie" to "may need to be stopped before somepony gets hurt." What will become of her victims?

(Fans of weight-gain material may want to apply heehee)