Equestria is under siege. From the skies burst forth hundreds upon hundreds of skeletal beings. Their weapons burst forth a sickly green burst of energy, liquefying any and all that dared to stand against them. In their darkest hour, the Princesses call upon the Multiverse to grant them a champion....
....Unfortunately, they got Kaldor Draigo, and his BEARD OF TINY MEN, who he must KILL, alongside the Ordo Draigo, and their mighty hams!