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Man Cannot Live on Coffee Alone 2 stories
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    This story is a sequel to Man Cannot Live On Tea Alone

    Jake is a human, pulled into Equestria by a magic mishap. Rarity is a fashionista, businessmare, and all-around interesting pony. Jake and Rarity go out for coffee and conversation, and enjoy each other's company. Can Jake match wits with Rarity? Can he keep up with the savvy, sassy mare that he's come to appreciate?

    No. No, probably not.

    Rated T for Sassy Waitresses, Blushing Ponies, and Ponies That Are So Cute They'll Make You Die. (Oh, and violence!)

    Story inspired by gign-3208's beautiful art.

    It is highly recommended you read the prequel story first, but this story can stand on it's own thanks to a preface at the beginning that can bring new readers up to speed.

    Special thanks to SS&E, Fourths, and Jern for editing.
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    Complete Published: May 2nd, 2017 Download
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    Jake, a new arrival to Equestria, finds himself roped into a high tea with Princess Celestia and a group of snobby nobles. The lunch is boring, the tea is boring, and the nobles are boring. Celestia gives Jake an out, and he takes it, braving a final conversation with one 'Lady Rarity' in the hopes that he can escape the whole boring affair and get a cup of goddamn coffee.

    Inspired by the amazing cover art, by SunBusting.

    Rated T for snarky language and witty banter.
    The sequel to this story is now available.
    Chapters (1)
    Complete Published: Apr 26th, 2017 Download
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