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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

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Jan
13th
2022

The most common cover art? · 10:43am Jan 13th, 2022

I speculate "crying Sunset" is the most common cover art on Fimfic:

Anon-a-Miss fics are a dime a dozen. Parodies of them? Less so. Majin did a clever parody of this art: "Sunset Dropped her Contact Lens."

But I got to thinking. What other possibilities are there?

  • Sunset gets an A in Drama class
  • Sunset Shimmer stars in Shakespeare's 'Julius Caesar' (et tu, Twilight?)
  • Sunset Shimmer missed Taco Tuesday
  • Sunset Shimmer didn't wear safety goggles in chem lab
  • Sunset Shimmer Finds Out Wallflower is Not, in fact, Gay (credit: Steel Quill)
  • Sweetie Belle's pepper spray goes off by accident (I might actually write this....)

What other titles could work with that art?

Comments ( 16 )

Sonata Dusk was disguised as Sunset Shimmer and missed Taco Tuesday.
Sunset Shimmer was smoking in the girl's bathroom when the sprinkler system went off.
Sunset Shimmer finds out Twilight is dating a guy.
Sunset Shimmer experiences spontaneous, screaming orgasms.

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Hahahahaaaaaaaa

Sunset Shimmer ate spicy food and touched her eyes before washing her hands.
Flash Sentry finally woke the fuck up.
Sunset Shimmer got an A- for one of her classes.

Shotset Shimmer: A Night With A Drunken Pony-Turned-Humanoid

Sunset finds out all of her friends are straight (or, in Rarity and Applejack's case, already taken.)
Sunset slipped and fell on her face because she ignored a Wet Floor sign. (pre-reformation)
Sunset unlocks her latent hydrokinetic abilities
Sunset is downloaded into virtual space by the Master Control Program (Just look at that grid!)
And, of course, Sunset forgot which species she is and is crying because she thinks her horn broke.

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Sunset finds out all of her friends are straight (or, in Rarity and Applejack's case, already taken.)

Now, that's just evil.

Sunset experiences the pain of cutting onions for the first time

Sunset Shimmer Sees Rainbow Dash's Math Homework
Sunset Shimmer Has Cut the Onions
Sunset Shimmer Weeps for Humanity
Sunset Shimmer vs. Student Credit

Sunset Shimmer watches the news.
Sunset Shimmer turns off the mature filter on FimFiction.net.
Sunset Shimmer finds out Wallflower Blush and Twilight Sparkle are an exclusive couple.
Sunset Shimmer reads about the environment.
Sunset Shimmer stubbed her toe really f*cking hard.

Sunset Shimmer reads Animorphs #54: The Beginning. (Just reading the "Tom was dead" monologue on the TV Tropes Tearjerker page never fails to make me cry.)

Sunset Shimmer finds out that swans can be gay.
Sunset Shimmer learns that the term 'girlfriend' can have more than one meaning.
Sunset Shimmer finds out that Supernatural has been cancelled.

Sunset Shimmer discovers your internet history.

Magical Droplets Leap out of Puddles, Attack Sunset's Face

Sunset is attacked by sentient teardrops.

Sunset Shimmer and the Unbearable Lightness of Being

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