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Signal Boost: Put A Pegasus In Your Tank · 1:56am Dec 15th, 2021

Marketing.


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This has little to do with today’s story; no ponies were put on Coneys.

AlwaysDressesInStyle is at it again, blending Mustangs and mustangs in another entry to the Not-A-Contest:

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Pegasus pony. Mobil gas station. Seems legit.
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For those of you who didn’t read the blog post (or aren’t even aware of the story yet), I attempted to provide the coverart with a wholly-unnecessary amount of pictures, figuring he could pick one he liked out of them all. Turns out the lighting was wrong, but we got a great gif out of it, so there’s that.

I blame the sun for being in the wrong place.


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Anyway, back on topic. Exxon’s slogan used to be (and maybe still is) Put a Tiger in your Tank (not literally), and Mobil has a pegasus for a logo and the two companies are the same company. While on a corporate level they might not endorse a pegasus attracting and directing traffic, individual franchise owners have a fair bit of leeway when it comes to advertising. And I think it’s fair to say anyone who’s here reading this would absolutely pull into a gas station that had an actual pegasus advertising it.

In fact, I think that certain companies might benefit from a spokespony or two, and in a pony on Earth scenario, a pony could actually make a fair number of bits advertising and endorsing stuff. Possibly even a plain sort of pony without any major fame back in Equestria.

And there’s something to be said about that kind of job. In today’s society (in the US, at least), a lot of those jobs have fell by the wayside, but back in Ye Olde Times, having someone to attract people to your shop was a way to get business. A hype-man . . . or hype-mare.


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Anybody want a unicorn frappe all of a sudden?

I also think that ponies love meeting new people, and this is a way to do it . . . so really, everybody wins.

Well, so long as you don’t try to literally put the pegasus in your tank.

That’s where tigers go.



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Comments ( 20 )

Pony falls into a chili dog cart and you have to lick them all clean? Sounds like some tasty fun. :pinkiecrazy:

The Army has something similar: Skank on a Tank

I remember a gas station chain when I was a kid with the same(or a similar?) slogan. They even handed out little tiger tails you could hook over the gascap so they'd hang out when the flap was closed. I remember seeing them handed out all the time but never actually saw one on a car. So not sure how effective the campaign was.

Thank you for the signal boost!

For those of you who didn’t read the blog post (or aren’t even aware of the story yet), I attempted to provide the coverart with a wholly-unnecessary amount of pictures, figuring he could pick one he liked out of them all. Turns out the lighting was wrong, but we got a great gif out of it, so there’s that.

I appreciate your efforts nonetheless! Thank you! The pics for the other pending story, however, are perfect. Expect that one soon! As for the GIF:

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I blame the sun for being in the wrong place.

Celestia's slacking again!

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Pony falls into a chili dog cart and you have to lick them all clean? Sounds like some tasty fun. :pinkiecrazy:

If memory serves, there’s a Skyline Chili near Trotcon. Coincindence?

I think not.

(There’s also a Bag of Nails, which could be a less-pleasant experience)

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The Army has something similar: Skank on a Tank

I can only imagine . . . and for the sake of everyone, it’s best it stays that way :heart:

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I remember a gas station chain when I was a kid with the same(or a similar?) slogan. They even handed out little tiger tails you could hook over the gascap so they'd hang out when the flap was closed. I remember seeing them handed out all the time but never actually saw one on a car. So not sure how effective the campaign was.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that was Exxon, I vaguely remember having heard whispered tales of such a promotion in the States. Never seen one, either.

Sunoco had a thing for a while where you could put a bumper sticker on and win prizes, and the stickers were free, so being a normal adult I of course grabbed a bunch and stuck them on whatever. Car, truck, lawnmower, toolbox, fridge, anything I thought might be better with a Sunoco sticker. And for some years, I did see a number of cars with that sticker on them, so I guess I wasn’t the only one so minded.

Just today we had a minivan in that had a sticker of a cat pointing at its food bowl, and the cat was on the body of the van, while the food bowl was on the fuel door. Should have taken a picture--it amused me.

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Thank you for the signal boost!

You’re welcome! :heart:

I appreciate your efforts nonetheless! Thank you! The pics for the other pending story, however, are perfect. Expect that one soon! As for the GIF:

(holy long URL Batman)

I’m sure it’s just because of the timing of the photos, but sure looks like your Mustang caught air going into the station.

Celestia's slacking again!

I know, right?

I’m sure it’s just because of the timing of the photos, but sure looks like your Mustang caught air going into the station.

Now that you've pointed it out, I can't unsee that. The GIF is significantly faster than the speed I was really going, so it's definitely a pacing issue.

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We don't have Exxon here though maybe it's under a different name.

The food bowl and the cat definitely sounds cute.

When I hear "Exxon" I think "Exxon Valdez oil spill". That's probably just me being Canadian though.

Consider what gas is made of, I am shocked there was never a "put a dinosaur in your tank" campaign.

And back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, model-A Fords were in style, and gasoline was less than a dime a gallon; a child asked their mother why a pony was on a sign.

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Exxon was Esso (S.O. for Standard Oil) in the USA until 1972, but continues to use the Esso name in most markets outside the USA.

Put A Pegasus In Your Tank

You mean like this?
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Thanks, that's really neat! TIL n_n

Already got a notification (though with how busy I am at the moment, I'm not sure when I'll get to the story), but thanks for the boost and the extra information. :)

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