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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 22 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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    1 comments · 362 views
  • 38 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 46 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 88 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 148 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Nov
30th
2012

There is nothing at all manly about the noise I just made · 7:35am Nov 30th, 2012

Ladies and gentlemen of FIMFiction, I believe I speak for everyone in attendance here when I say:

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

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Comments ( 23 )

555092
Jimmy Hoffa called. He has your heart.

555116
I'll give you a hint: they're both somewhere where no one will ever find them.

You just wanna hug it and pet it and never let it go :3

You're posting more blogs than stories these days :/ I'm sorry, but I might have to unfollow you if this keeps up.

555133
You cut me deep, Couch.

You cut me real deep just now.

555136 I mean, I guess I wouldn't mind if your blogs had a bit more substance to them. But as it is, just posting whatever crappy fanart comes your way is annoying at best and arrogant at worst. Some of us don't even GET fanart. :trixieshiftleft:

(All apologies to Bairne if he ever comes across this comment, for that AFotE piece was inspired and inspiring.)

555140
Well, at least people read what you write! You've got a clopfic with like 2500 hits!

God, I can't imagine what it'd be like to work with you on a project that involved both art and writing.

Fan art? If so, then :yay: "woohoo, way to go..!"

Who did what now?
Are you dawwing at the picture or something?

>I believe I speak for everyone in attendance here
False.

What am I looking at.

555133
555140

Well, it seems someone has labeled their self and ass on the internet, it's official.

What you apparently don't get is honor and respect. you've got fans, but none can show you what either of them are.

One, it's art, and getting the curves just right is a big deal on it's own. Two, he's a writer who likes art. He's normal.

And that "Some people don't get fanart." bullshit, why don't you just piss off?

Seriously, the amount of people who DON'T understand fanart, are generally those who don't have a passion for the subject, or a care, that it is based off of. Really, you need to think these things over, ya huge bigot. Actually, I was wrong, you're the exact opposite of a bigot. You're prejudice against others who are way above you.

556297
The joke is that he's the one who drew this for me.

556305

Well, that doesn't really affect what I have said. It's not joking in my eyes. Not unless he confesses to it, because of situation and subject point. Does that make sense to you?

556364
The other joke is that we're working on a joint project together as I type and we pretty much have a bromance going.

556446

Again, what you say does not dismiss the fact that he has insulted you, and several people.

556645
Actually, yes it does.

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556446
The joke is gay ponies.

556796

no it doesn't. Bottom line.

562072
Do you get like this when one of your friends calls another friend a dumbass?

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