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Rust


Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

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  • 414 weeks
    Do not adjust your sets

    Hey all, sorry but this isn't Rust.

    This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.

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  • 434 weeks
    Storytime With Rust; Vol. XLVI

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  • 434 weeks
    Pink Slip

    All;


    Think I'm done here.

    Explanation and details regarding the continuation of stories (which will be finished) and account inheritance to follow shortly.


    Yours,

    --Uncle Rust

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  • 451 weeks
    Change of Duty Station

    Friends,

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    CAKEDAY PRESENT FOR YOU ALL

    #PROMPTSTOMPERS2015

    HEY, YOU!

    ...YEAH, YOU.

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Nov
27th
2012

The State of the Fandom · 11:02pm Nov 27th, 2012

>Sees people bemoaning the state of the writing fandom
>WTF is this shit
>Flips desk
>Pauses
>Puts desk upright
>"Sorry, desk."
>Storms out of room
>Kicks fluffy cat
>"RAGS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!"
>Sits back down
>Addresses the issue in a calm, collected manner
>Grows a mustache.


But seriously though. If I see one more person add to this spiraling chain of events, I'm going to taunt a senior citizen out of sheer what-the-fuckery. Look. I love you guys. Even you, Regidar*. The bottom line is, I think we have a tendency to be just a bit over-dramatic about things. People always freak out over the newest episode, than go on self-imposed pony probations because they feel they've lost faith in friendship or they didn't experience some kind of insane cartoon-induced epiphany. Almost all of them come crawling back. From what I've observed, there's a good helping of drama queens in our mix. Quit being divas.

We might watch a show made for little girls, but I think it's time to grow up. We are men... mostly. So nut up or shut up.

Yes, we have an amazing community. Yes, there are more negative aspects of it, but so there are for all other communities. Deal with it. Love and Tolerate. For those of us who cry foul , it's not going to do any real good, and in fact may just end up contributing to the problem!

See my helpful set of rules for dealing with stuff like this:

1.) Don't feed the Parasprites.
2.) Don't talk about Fight Club.
3.) Bros before hoes - except after does.
4.) Worship Cthulhu.
5.) The secret recipe for the Krabby Patty is... .

What I really, really hate to see, though, is that people always have a tendency to focus on the negative aspect of things. Don't believe me? Turn on the local reporting station. Read a newspaper. 8/10 stories involve some disaster or some tragedy. Nobody ever points out how fucking great things are compared to other places. Don't mean to point fingers here, but we're way, way, way, way, way, way better off than fanfiction.net. That place is scary.

So, in conclusion, if you see something you don't like on the site, don't even bother with it. Don't downvote it, don't comment on it, don't even look at the damn thing, because that's just going to give it more attention. That's been our policy for trolls since our dark beginnings on 4chan. Maybe my approach is flawed, but the alternative will lead to conflict. We're bronies, first and foremost, and we've always been unified in our love of the show. Please, don't divide us into factions. Please, don't fight each other. Some of us just want to kick back and pony with good friends.

-Rust

*Just slightly less.

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Comments ( 116 )

This. A thousand times this. *slow claps*

You have my vote.

*Thumbs up*
Being positive brings more smiles and stuff~!

How many actually rebloged my post?

Thank you!

someone with some common sense. Thank you my good sir. Maybe other will see the light.

545945>>545949
Yeah.... I think I just broke out the soapbox for a moment there. Excuse me, I'll just slither away now.

Thank you, Rust.

Don't downvote?

I usually don't cast a vote anyway, and of the times I've had less than 1% were downvotes. What if I find a story legitimately terrible, or one that started off good but fumbled fairly early on?

Otherwise I am in full agreement.

AMEN!

PRAISE THE VAULT HUNTE- I MEAN RUST!

545958
I saw Ravensdagger do it.

This is truth. :eeyup:

Wonderful. One thing I thought of though, if we don't use the dislike feature for disliking trash, what do we use if for?

FUCK! The test is failing! Everything is going to hell! What have I fucking done?!

Yea, fanfiction... * shivers * Oh my god, all the yaoi, I cannot even find anything worth reading anymore. Well, I take that back, there is a good mlp fic called The Forgemaster, I do not think that it is on this site. I understand though, things are getting out of hand.

Finally someone who isn't complaining about how the fandom is ruined or something like that.

545963 Meh, it's fun to get on the box once and a while. The view is better xD

Its true. Fanfiction.net is scarey.

Playing final fantasy viii. Hear ding. See this. Laugh. Playing final fantasy viii.

I could care less about what other people think/do/write. As long as I'm having fun it's all good.

And I am, oh I am.

Pony on my brothers and sisters.

You know what is also annoying, all the people complaining about all the other people complaining about the fandom, its just a circlejerk over a circlejerk and its getting almost as annoying as the first. I still love you Rusty but its still bloody annoying.

As paraphrased by a certain author;

Do better. BE better.

Sometimes you can't help but argue and fight. And sometimes, you should just stop, and walk away.

I like your words.

At least we have some kind of quality control.

I fear for their sanity.

And THIS is why i'm watching you... and all the stories... and ... well yeah...

So nut up or shut up.

Best. Line. Ever. :rainbowlaugh:

And Rust, this is exactly what was going through my head not five minutes ago, after seeing a bunch of the comments left on the most recent chapter of my friend, Aegis Shield's, stories. Everybody there was flipping shit about one thing or another, and it just kinda made me sad. :applecry: I fear though, your voice/others who agree may be drowned out by the rest.

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You sir are correct about a great many things. ^^

This was MAJORLY needed.

Awesome zombieland refrence Rust
Oh, and hows the volenteer firefighting going?

How bad can fanfiction.net be?
.....oh god what have I done.

Thank you Rust, it's nice to find common sense somewhere.

And fanfiction.net is terrifying. I once saw a fic on there shipping Batman with Harley Quinn, and another about Snape having sex with the Teletubbies.
*shudders*

Thats how you say it.

No one likes a complaning bitch... Now work harder.

Rust is my favorite deity.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME, PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME! PEANUTBUTTERJELLYPEANUTBUTTERJELLY, PENAUTBUTTERJELLYPEANUTBUTTERJELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

This fandom went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy down hill after season two. Even a year ago, HiE was half way decent, now it's the same as "A depressed turkey leaps in front of a car that could have been avoidable, then he lands in Equestria!!!1337!11eleven!!

Fanfiction is a better place now, inb4 Mezzanotte gtfo, this site has gone to shit.

Dear Princess Rust,

I'll suck your dick for 5 pesos.

Your loyal subject,
Kingtiger666

THANK YOU!! thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou times infinity I have been saying this for ages, people are ridiculous about this. The fandom isn't stagnating, it hasn't abandoned the ideals of the show, FIMFiction isn't going to the dogs, or any oof that other nonsense... people are just being overdramatic... about freaking everything.

I am tired of people bitching about everything, if you don't like something ignore it, if you think everything in the fandom (particularly the fiction side of it) is going to shit, take a deep breath and look at all the positive things going on, and realize it really isn't so bad. Clop is the same way, don't bemoan how suddenly everyone is turning perverted or something, just turn off the mature setting, many other perfectly respectable people do.

and, while I can't even begin to imagine how many fics I've seen that are bad, I can count on one hand the number of times I've downvoted anything.

8/10 stories involve some disaster or some tragedy.

why not 4/5? lol

*slow clap* Oh good! That's still working...

SOMEONE BRING IN MR. BISON.

TL;DR
This is not THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!!!!!
we are cool :D

I agree with you entirely. Most Bronies don't seem to understand that we, for the most part, are a bunch of grown men who fanaticize over a glorified doll commercial. Anybrony who thinks otherwise needs to get their head checked.

546125 Dude, princess? He's freaking King Rust.

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