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      TDirect-Access
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Nov
30th
2020

[Series Hub] Ellie's Bizarre Adventure Think Of A Better Title Before Posting Blog Also Make Sure Not To Include This Part In The Title · 5:28am Nov 30th, 2020

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Summary

Yet another story where an overthinking human STEMlord goes to Equestria and learns that making out with the ponies is, in fact, cool and good. Except that it's a STEMlady. Except that they would bristle if you called them that here for multiple reasons. Except that in Equestria, she's fine.

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TScenes From a Life in Equestria
Ellie finds herself in a world of magical talking ponies. Surely, this is just some weird dream. Or is it??!?
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TAn Evening at Carousel Boutique
Rarity tries to come on to Ellie during her suit-fitting, but Ellie is not quite ready to admit to herself that making out with the magical horse ladies is cool and normal. She has a lot of feelings to process first.
Velocipede · 12k words  ·  63  7 · 1.6k views

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TConfession
You have something important to tell Twilight Sparkle the day before she leaves for her coronation in Canterlot.
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Comments ( 5 )

My brain:
"If that's the first shocking printing, does that mean there was at least one previous non-shocking printing?"
Yes, thank you, brain, I'm sure that's what they meant...

(Also, since I suppose I should say something on the actual post, I found the humor funny? And I believe I may spy a bit of new character information in that summary.
But beyond that, well... it's a story series blog hub page. Seems like it should work as that, but I'm not thinking of much else to say.)

There's basically never a bad time to use that cover in the context of MLP.

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Ha, I should've figured I wasn't the first

Ellie's Bizarre Adventure

"Mom, Dad, I need you to sign some waivers for the Horse Dreams camp."

"Tina, I--thought we told you we couldn't afford the Horse Dreams Camp."

"That's right. You did. And that's why I leveraged my writing abilities to earn the money to pay for it myself."

"Aw, honey, that's great, we're so proud of ya! So what didja write? A murder mystery?"

"Uh..."

"A historical novel?"

"Uuuuhhhh..."

"Ooh! Ooh! A ROMANCE?"

"Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh....."

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