50 Questions Thing Because I'm A Slut For Attention · 2:07am Nov 1st, 2020
1. What is your first name?
Sheena!
2. How old are you?
25.
3. What country are you from?
USA, down in the heart of yee-haw country.
4. What do you look like?
So a while ago I posted that blog before/after my spine surgery and because I was doped up on pain meds I thought it would be a good idea to put a picture of my face on fimfic, whoops. I'm not about to reupload it here but you can go look there. Suffice to say, I look like a disheveled goblin queen. Posh (the Best and Cutest Writer) says I look like Mabel Pines IRL, but I'll chalk that one up to me having a fluffy pink sweater with a star on it.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
Less fat? I dunno. I also hate my nose, and my weirdly proportioned body, and my ugly smile, and a lot of other things and I'm realizing maybe answering this exhaustively won't do wonders for my self-esteem sooooooo next.
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
My brother and I got the Orange Box back in 2008, and a few years later I got really into TF2. I came across this video of the Heavy singing about sandwiches and thought it was catchy, and looking further into it I found the Cupcakes song.
7. What is your favorite ship?
I'd say SunFlower, but is it really a ship if it's canon?
8. What is your least favorite ship?
Anything straight. Boys are the enemy. Also anything that would take Sunset or Wally away from each other, such things are BANNED.
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
I've been here a loooooong time. Back in high school and early college I was a bit more open about it, but honestly as the series went on I realized I didn't really care that much about being public about it? Part of that is cuz I never friggin' talk to anyone IRL lulz.
10. Were they a family member?
I think my brother knows? Maybe? It's not like I flaunt it but I've got Wally as my avatar on just about everything, so y'know.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Does Forgotten Friendship count? Wallflower is just such a compelling and wonderful antagonist, and the perfect cap to Sunset's entire series-long character arc. The things they were able to do with her in her short amount of screen-time are honestly just incredible. I've seen a lot of animated cartoons and movies and I've yet to come across a better portrayal of serious depression/self-destructive behavior. Yes, even you Catra.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
I honestly have no idea. I've never been super into traditional superhero stuff. If I'm allowed to bend the rules to include non-comic book stuff, I'm gonna go with Adora.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Lapis Lazuli, her dress is so flowy and prettyyyyyyyyy~
14. Favorite supervillain?
Same issue with superheroes applies here, and if I'm gonna take the same cop-out, then White Diamond for sure. Her appearance at the end of the series was just chilling.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Scorpia! (Can you tell I like gay cartoons?)
16. What was the last book you read?
Counting stuff on fimfic? I just finished re-reading Running Out Of Air by I-A-M. It's honestly one of the best stories I've read in my damn life, like I honestly can't believe how good it and every other story in that series wound up being, I-A-M is a goddamn miracle writer.
Not counting stuff on fimfic, then this is gonna make me sound like a huge fuckin' nerd (because I am) but I've just about finished the Federalist Papers. It's interesting how many current issues were addressed so long ago.
17. What is the last movie you watched?
The Steven Universe Movie! Spinel is so good I love her forever.
18. Favorite song at the moment?
19. What song do you always come back to?
20. What is your current job?
Well I was working at a mental health clinic for most of last year, but between the apocalypse and a Big Yeet attempt, that fell through. I recently did confirm with them that they'll gladly have me back when the pandemic is over and they reopen normally, but who the heck knows when that'll be.
21. What job do you want in the future?
Something that feels fulfilling, not just a source of meager income.
22. Dream job?
I want to be a licensed therapist. I've spent a lot of time in and out of mental health treatment, and I wanna use that experience to help people who are in the same awful places I used to be.
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Honestly I've been staring at this question for like ten minutes and I have no idea how to include an answer that doesn't make me sound super pretentious. I beat Dark Souls, does that count for something?
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
I'm 25 and I'm still in undergrad cuz I keep almost offing myself every few years lmao yeet
25. Do you have any pets?
My kitty Riley who lives with me and my puppy Denali who lives with my parents. I love them more than anything in the world.
26. What is your dream pet?
Riley and Denali.
27. Do you own any weapons?
Nothing comes to mind.
28. Is there a gun you really want?
Nnnnnnnope. I should not own a gun. I know enough about myself to know I should never own a gun lmao.
29. What religion are you?
Secular humanist \o/
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
I literally have no idea like I've actually answered every other question other than this one and I came back to it and I still don't have an answer so I think the true answer is that I'm just antisocial as fuck lulz.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
Justice Ginsburg <_<
32. Are you political?
It's kinda hard not to be these days.
33. Are you married?
Nope
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
aprol
35. Have a crush on anyone?
APROL
36. Care to explain?
A P R O L
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Fuuuuuuuck no. Not even a little. My hair is pretty and wavy sometimes, but only for like 8-12 hours after I wash it. Any longer and it starts to deflate like a sad balloon. Other than that, I'm a gross, dumpy lookin' goblin creature with huge surgical scars all over my torso and plenty of regular ones everywhere else to match \o/
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
A P R O L
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Scootaloooooooooooooooooooooo
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
So I actually have a secret scar from when I was 13 (I think). I got knocked down during a fucking pillow fight and hit my head and it busted open and we had to get it stitched up. It's right above my eyebrow so you can't really see it well, but yeah I got stitches after a pillow fight, I'm hardcore y'all.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
Best Left Forgotten by far. I have other stories I'm happy with, and stories I'm not happy with that still have moments I like, but this is the one I'm consistently proud of.
42. Are you a virgin?
Nah, I've been fucked a couple times. Actually five. Is that not very many for someone my age? I dunno man, I'm bad at this kind of thing.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
This one time, at band camp, I decided I was gonna try out tenor saxophone. No this is not related to the previous answer you degenerate fucks.
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
Steven Universe, closely followed by She-Ra and Deep Space Nine
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Cute wholesome lesbian snuggles.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Don't kinkshame me, dude :v
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
You can find a list of all my most favorite stories here! And aside from these, of course I gotta give special mention to Background Pony (bless up for lemurs \o/ ).
48. Favorite quote?
He's dead, Jim.
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Yeah, I used to be a pretty awful bitch. Untreated BPD is not pretty.
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Ah yes, useful info lol.
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I honestly didn't expect this, but it's not unwelcome, I know I'm probably gonna have to do one of these at some point, but you're certainly braver than me to do this. Thanks for the info for all of us, and also, I believe everyone is beautiful and special in their own way
Damn, I gotta hide half my library from you.
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Huh. Neat.
Yeah you're a lot braver than me. I don't feel comfortable putting my actual first name out there. When I get around to writing Wallflower stuff, I'll let you know - she needs some fluff and hugs.
if you were not a fucking fool who feared god’s judgment you would have embedded a link into each individual letter of A P R O L but because you are a coward you will be unforgiven, and the great buzzards of gog and Magog will dine on your organs
..You know, you had me expecting it to be A P R O L again.
The lesbian cuddles bit got me. You've found my feckin kryptonite.
Oh, the joys of being a touch-starved lesbian.
5390010 I was expecting it to be either Sphincter or Bleedaloo.
5389829 Here, my own 50 questions
Ah heck, it's wholesome answers to neato questions ti-
...you know what, if I was on my desktop I'd throw that (A) Accept meme in here.
Ah, there's that trademark Scampy Pitch-Black Humour! I was wondering if it was even you up until then
SO WHEN'S IT GONNA BE FINISHED HUH nah really though, it's great to hear that you're not just proud of BLF, but consistently so. Testament to its quality considering just how long it's becoming.
Henceforth I shall now be referring to attempted suicide as a Big Yeet attempt. (BYA)