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Majin Syeekoh
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Majin Syeekoh
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5 comments · 153 views5 weeksI've been pondering a question recently and was wondering if group consensus could come to a solution. -
6 weeksSo I quit my job in a fit of DETERMINATION.3 comments · 235 views
...unfortunately that means I didn't plan for this.
So here's a fundraiser for that and also so I can buy insurance for my meds too.
Um... Pinkie Pie!
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15 weeksScribbler did me a reading of Solving for Death@2 comments · 112 views
The wonderful Scribbler did me an audio play of one of my favorite stories! Check it out if you like audio plays or hate reading!
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0 comments · 98 views20 weeksSignal Boost — Help my man dustchu with living arrangements.
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This is Exterminatus-level heresy. You're lucky I live on this planet.
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‘tis but a simple query, sir.
It smell like heresy in here!
Voting no because this thought has literally not crossed my mind once in the history of ever and change is scary and bad.
Yes to all inquiries.
How the fuck do you boil pizza?!
Also, pizza-pone is a little cute, I'll give you that.
Where's the god-dammit Syeekoh option?
Why, of course. It sounds delicious.
I still voted no.
Boiled pizza?! What kind of absolute insanity would spawn such an abomination?
Just imagine it. What could have been a perfectly delightful and crisp pizza, boiled. The dough is soggy and waterlogged, contaminated by lukewarm water disgustingly flavored with trace amounts of pizza. The toppings are sliding off, if any still somehow remain through boiling. You can forget the notion of sauce; all of it's gone, only exacerbating the taste of the diluted pizza water. All you have is a horrible, unpalatable mess.
*dies inside*
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I name thee hypocrite, for a proper citizen of the Imperium would be all too ready to lay down their lives to banish such unspeakable heresy in the name of the Emperor!
Accept your fate now, mortal. We shall all die to contain this madness.
Why must you insist on being vile?
I thought this was just plain regular important. It was far from that...It was absolutely urgent!
Thank you for the daily reminder that you are completely out of your godsdamned mind.
Peetzer is indeed adorable.
Boiled Pizza? Not adorable.
Fried Pizza? Possibly adorable.
Yes
GODDAMMIT SYEEKOH!!
How can you defile something so pure as pizza? That's beyond vile, despicable as Gruu never dreamed of being. You, sir, is the evilest of evil and worthy of our contempt. Good day!
boiled pizza? I think you may be looking for spaghetti, but got horribly confused...
That's just .. wrong, on so many levels. I can't believe there are people on this planet that voted yes.