Several major news · 12:56pm Apr 1st, 2020
First off, my Starlight Glimmer ASMR fic is in the queue right now. So that's nice, I guess.
Second, the next two chapters of A Rather Large Adventure are nearing completion and will be released tomorrow. Noble Blade loses his legs. And sword. Wait, what?
Third, where I live the cases of the virus have gone waaaaaaay way up, and unless you're a social worker, we're under orders to not go outside for any reason at all.
Fourth, it was recently released that Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga finally has a release date, and a demo is coming soon!
Fifth, every last claim of mine was a lie. April Fool's!
I clicked. I should've seen it coming...
I knew it was a Rick Roll. Clicked anyway fore tis a good song!
But...that was already announced.
Hey Brady. Happy April's Day to you.
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No, I mean, on it's way to submission.
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Oh.
Humor is an effective tool for retaining sanity.
But if every claim of yours was a lie, then doesn't that mean that the claim that all the claims were lies is false, thus making everything true, thus making everything false again? Paradoxical.
Why...why...why did I fall for it?!