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  • 9 weeks
    On Death

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May
6th
2019

God Fucking Awful · 8:05pm May 6th, 2019

The new Equestria Girls short, "I'm on a Yacht"
Watch the video here; see if you can make it all the way through the cringe fest: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x77h9rw

If you are lazy and just want the audio, here's a youtube link.

And also, this picture is now canon:

Comments ( 11 )

The weirdest thing for me about that picture is that she's apparently able to make the third toe remain straight while the rest curl. If that was a hand it would be flipping us the bird. But it's a foot.

5054455 flipping the toe-bird?

I thought it was so bad it's good

I have now spent the better part of the last twenty minutes attempting to recreate that picture.

All I got was an overwhelming sense of disappointment and a cramped foot.

It's a bad song, but it grows in you.

...Don't know if it's a good thing or bad thing that it makes me wanna listen to "I'm on a Boat".

We can confirm that Fluttershy does not have corns, on at least one of her feet.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

This blog sums up my reaction perfectly.

I am embarrassed for everyone who had to work on this and knew it was a terrible idea.

Thankfully, the other short is significantly better, if still not great.

I liked it, didn't think it was cringey at all. Definitely cheesy as hell though, lost it when spike showed up.

I'm just impressed they got Poochie for a guest verse. I heard he died on his way back to his home planet.

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