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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Apr
23rd
2019

Woo woo~ · 4:03pm Apr 23rd, 2019

It’s my birthday~

Report Pickleless · 145 views ·
Comments ( 19 )

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday dude!

Happy birthday, Pickles!

It is, therefore, a great day, as the anniversary of the day you climbed from your spawning pool as a newly created being.

Good job, another day of being alive until your eventual demise. :D

Happy birthday!

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Chooo chooooo

Happy birthday pickleless!

herpi berdi

And yet, you still have no pickles... meh.

Well, happy blood-and-gore-so-you-could-live day!

... translation: happy birthday.

That's what I said!

Late happy birthday!

oof, a day late. Happy birthday my dude

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