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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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Apr
18th
2019

Would everybody hate me · 7:52am Apr 18th, 2019

If I introduced a villain named Baboon Yaga?

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Comments ( 38 )

Well... as a Russian, I'm not sure if I'm more offended with this character from our folklore being utterly (wrongly) overused in American media.... or offended at that terrible pun.

Which means, yes, of course you should introduce them, why are you even hesitating? :pinkiehappy:

I've got nothing against Russian folklore. What story is it for?

Well now you have to do it.

If you don't since you mentioned it, i would be kimda disappointed:rainbowhuh::twilightblush:

Only if they don't have a hut that walks around on giant chicken legs.

I'm all for gibboning it a try...

Baboon Yaga and the Curse of Poo?

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Marmoset there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this my marmoset.

It's on theme.

Do Iiiiiiiiiiit! :pinkiehappy:

I'm all for it!

This pun gave me another idea.

Bah-bah Yaga, the Black Sheep. Distant cousin of Grogar :trollestia:

I bet people will go ape over it, but as long as you don't monkey around you should come out of it like a chimp.

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Ewe are baaaa-d and should feel baaaa-d. But wool you?

Clever use of the name.

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I'm all shorn up about it. I swear đŸ’”

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Too late. You're going to be on the lamb until this blows over. I kid you not. Goat to your room! :flutterrage:

I mean, if that's ok with you...:fluttershysad:

I take it you saw Hellboy, or are you excited for John Wick lll? Perhaps both, if your proclivities stray anywhere close to mine.

The mlp equivalent of a famous witch known for her immense power? Do it already!!

Naaaah. Baba Yaga is awesome!

In keeping with the name Baboon Yaga perhaps the hut should walk about on ostrich legs. Go for it!

Nah, In fact, I'm intrigued...

Do they have a little house that walks around with chicken legs?

SEND MORE HORSEY WORDS...YOUR MASTER DEMAND IT !

Also...any chance The Chase will have more updates ? Pretty please, with chantily ?

Yes. Everyone. The people who say otherwise are fooling themselves. Hate would blossom within them each time they read the name. :pinkiecrazy:

It is a PERFECT name.

don't hate it off the bat, am curious what you'll do with such a character

Of course not. Ponies are punny and this is lovely!

Would her hut have monkey legs?

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Hooman legs. Shapely ones. And the door would be in a very questionable place.

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I mean, the original hut had the door right above and between the legs on the front side, so how much more unquestionable could it be?

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I now have a mental image of a hut, lounging seductively. What even.

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"Come inside," she says as she lounges.

You know when you hear an idea, and you go to counter it, but then your reason shuts you up? That’s Me XD That’s actually a killer idea

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