I've decided to change the way I write, forever! · 4:08am Apr 2nd, 2019
Well, I guess I might as well confess. I’ve given up on writing comedy and romance for a new and glowing pony hobby. Naughty stories. Very naughty ponies, touching places they shouldn’t with things that really don’t belong there (or actually do, only we don’t talk about that in mixed company.) From now on⁽*⁾ I will be devoting myself to this new writing process. I’ve even posted a new story along this line, which you may consider starting the month out with a bang.
(*) or at least the next hour and a half
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Yes, I know, many of you may be skeptical. This is Georg, who can’t even mention bumping noses without blushing. Well, this is a new Georg, who is determined to write stories that do not end on embarrassing low notes, where Twilight does not suffer from an overabundance of OCD. I can’t link from here, because it’s M rated (duh), but if you look, you will see a new story up called ‘Naughty Bits’ that may just make you look twice. It’s a side of Twilight Sparkle I’ve never shown before.
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the number 1? An evil numerical devil that once a year drives sane people crazy.
I move that the number one be banned from all calendars like February the 30th and the thirteenth floor in buildings.
Naughty bits by Georg?
It will be epic in ways we never knew it could be.
Is it the inside?
I haven't read the blog nor have I ever faced myself with either you or your work, but I'm proud of you!
Couldn't resist, huh? Almost made it. Just a few more hours and Discord's geas would have been beaten.
It's okay. Naughty stories have their place. I like the not-so-naughty adorkable pones more, most of the time, anyway.
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No, no, clearly it's the left side.
It'd be more believable if you didn't have an april fools tag.
*casually bumps noses* oh wait, I didn't mean...!
So do we get to see things like her first time with Greenie on that Hearths Warming Eve?
You're not talking about when Management comes down into Engineering and asks "What does the spinny bit do?" except that they've cut out the middle-mare and are actually reaching out to the 'spinny bit' as they ask?
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That's the protagonist.
Good thing this is posted April 2, or I would never have believed you were serious.
(It might technically by my timezone settings that cause this.)
5038020 You East Coasters.
5037275 Yeah, as a former farmer's kid, I know that spinny bit is a PTO shaft, and the process of reaching out and touching is followed by dramatic amputation.
5036965 It was very dark. Seriously, I might. To be funny, I could display it as Twilight's notes of the experience.