I need you to

Tickle this badger.

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE THIS BADGER IS

IT NEEDS TO BE TICKLED

Comments

[iisaw]

That's an euphemism, isn't it?

"Oy, Alfie! Where ya been, ya ol' reprobate?"

"'Round Limehouse for the week, innit?" The skulking little man winked broadly. "Ticklin' the badger, I was."

"Don't let the missus find out!"

"Never in life, me old china!"

[SudokuBrony]

[VampDash]

*Tickles and gets half of my body slashed*

[Sollace]

Hm....

[Archangel of the Silent]

Oh no! Not falling for this again!

[Archangel of the Silent]

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Reprobate is not a common enough word in the English language. Thank you fir doing your part to rectify that.

[AppleTank]

Not unless I'm sure there ain't no honey in that badger

[Trick Question]

You are a danger to yourself and others

[Ryza]

I am that badger. Tickle me.

[Ice Star]

Heehee

[PresentPerfect]

bro, you don't fuck with badgers, bro D:

[Jakomi of the Rose]

*Gets Far Cry PTSD*

[ultspideyfan]

*tickles badger*

[Necrogen Lord]

I'll pet it with my boot.

On a stick.

Being held by someone else.

While in the next room.

[Theboxcatgamr]

If we go by soviet Russia rules the badger has to tickle me...

Without getting viciously pimp slapped.

But if such a badger is willing to be friendly then I guess it’s fine.

[Arthor2017]

Aww, who's an adorable badger? Who's an adorable badger? You'r-

*Gets finger chopped*

[Mr Absorption]

Yo! Nice badger