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Jake The Army Guy


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Signal Boost: The Bronycon Bookstore · 5:36pm Aug 25th, 2018

Howdy, everyone! First and foremost, as always, Adorable Applejack:


The bestest.

Now then, have you ever said to yourself, "Gosh, Jake's stories are just so good! What I wouldn't give for a paperback copy of Under A Luminous Sky!

No?

You haven't?

Well, fuck you, then!

For those that don't know, this coming Bronycon is the last one, and we fan fic writers need to make ourselves known this time. A final hurrah. A high-water mark for ourselves. The ever awesome Aquaman has come up with an idea, which he can explain much better than I can, so go read it here.

So, yeah, I'm so down, I need a football helmet and graham crackers. Wow. That... that may be the most horribly offensive joke I've ever made. Points for me!

Anywho, I plan on bringing 20 copies of UALS, and if enough people say they'd buy it, maybe 10 copies of Finding Your Place, so if you're interested, keep an eye out this Bcon, mmkay? Never forget that I fucking love you all. Till next time, stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!

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Comments ( 5 )

Damn, your an official published author now haha

Maybe we can convince Shortskirts to publish and send some copies of Austraeoh, and maybe AppleDashery.

Wow. That... that may be the most horribly offensive joke I've ever made.

I've heard worse.
6/10

More to the point, this year is the last Bronycon? Huh, I might actually consider scraping together whatever McDonalds money I can find and fly myself out there.

It's been a long time since I've been here...a long time indeed.
However if I'm greeted with the idea of a book story at the last BronyCon, I'm glad to have returned! I hope to see this project come to fruition. That and oh man this was posted a week ago...welp guess I haven't gotten any better with my timing yet xD

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