Health Updates and Other Things · 4:08pm Nov 9th, 2017
Ahoy there. I just realised the last proper blog of mine was "I may be dying idk" followed by a fair amount of silence. Which, in retrospect, was pretty dumb. So here's a health update.
I may be dying idk I had an ultrasound last week. On the plus side, no visible tumors, meaning whatever's wrong probably isn't cancer. But it happened to reveal, among other things, an enlarged spleen. Combined with my other symptoms (protein levels nearly 3x the upper limit, etc.) indicates long term, potentially irreparable problems. Being referred know to a specialist at the local hospital, so we can get to the bottom of this.
So yeah,#Pray4plum still in full effect.
In unrelated, more fun news, SA podcast is happen this weekend,with guests from the Barcast. They're shitlords, but at least they're funny ones. Come check that shit when it goes live Saturday evening. I'd drop a link, but I'm on phone and cba. Will add one when I get home.
Shit, son. Keep us posted okay?
>3x protein levels
Eat your banan get swole
Srsly though. Please don't die. I like you. And if someone doesn't keep telling me to git gud, then I'll just eternally be awful.
Also, I like your face and stuff.
Try not to die, k?
If you die, I'll kill you.
I sincerely hope your specialist is open with you, helpful, and finds ways to combat whatever ails you. I understand how your body being a bitch to you feels. I am glad it's not cancer, but if you ever need to talk about health-related frustrations and medical woes, please do contact me. I'd be happy just to chat or offer advice, or just listen.
You'll survive.
If not, we could just plant your remains. So you'll still survive. But seriously, stay positive.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I would be mildly put out if you died.
So, you know...
... don't.
u shite
It's all that haggis.
Don't die, you nerd.
Hi bean
don't die
from spleen
i'll cri :C
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Will do
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I will hav banan
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B-but people die when they are killed D:
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Is that an order, Mr. Armyguy?
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But haggis cures what ails you.
Maybe I should have some Bru. It'll see me thru.
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No u
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For real tho, despite being a bunch of shitlords, this was oddly heartwarming. Fucking nerds
Ooch. That doesn't sound fun. Spleens are meant to be fonts of cheap comedy, not things requiring the attention of medical specialists.
Don't die, if possible.
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Well, I'll make sure you're extra dead!
You can't die, Plum. Who else would be the dapper chap at Bronycon?
Good thoughts. I'm headed in to an ultrasound tomorrow myself for similar, though less long-term, symptoms that just started stabbing me in the fatigue and nausea a week ago :( Weird mystery abdominal issues are the worst.