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Oct
14th
2017

Pipe Land 23 · 5:23pm Oct 14th, 2017

Ugh, I feel like I have a whole ton of balls in the air and they're all about to come down on my head at once. D: Well, I look forward to not having to deal with the show for another week, at least! Onward to Secrets and Pies!


I'm with Twilight: I don't think you can actually spritz ginger. <.< I do like the "art, not a science" angle Pinkie takes to baking, though.

Twilight knew where all those ingredients were and produced them in the time it took Pinkie to finish rattling them off. >.>

That whole bit with the chocolate bar (did she make chocolate milk in her mouth?) is one of Pinkie's all-time most adorable moments.

Spitfire, stop hitting on Dash, we've already established she likes Pinkie's pie best! :V (Okay, but what if that's the real conflict? XD)

"That's specific" goes from Twilight speaking for the audience to an excellent running gag that doesn't overstay its welcome. :)

This is Josh Hamilton's third outing after Parental Glideance and Triple Threat. Hmm, guess that puts him in the middle of the pack for success.

Seriously though, coming into this episode knowing what's going to happen, I'm impressed that Rainbow doesn't blow her own cover here. All those reactions appear genuine, and other than the "look over there!" you could be forgiven for thinking she actually ate the slice of pie. Also, I like how the "sensitive tortoise tummy" excuse actually ends up being a plot point.

Hey, who said those recruits could have time to just stand in the background and yammer? >:V

I love that janitor. We really need reminders from time to time of what Pinkie Pie looks like to outsiders.

I love the way she says she had a lot of chocolate this morning. XD

I'm shocked they skipped over a "but it wasn't a banana pie" joke there.

I think it's telling that Pinkie doesn't realize normal ponies can't eat three entire pies in one go the way she can.

Seriously, Shoeshine wins this episode. XD

Why does she keep her deerstalker in what looks like a giant cupcake?

>Spitfire being intimidated by Pinkie Pie

I said it before, but this scene wastes Soarin's joke potential. :/

That note to self. XD Also, I have to say that this episode at least makes better use of Pinkie's 'detective' skills than MMMystery on the Friendship Express. Like, I don't mind it reminding me of a terrible episode.

I'm glad they didn't leave the line about Cheerilee to just be a silly throwaway, but actually followed up on it.

Like someone said, this episode proves that ponies have evolved to consume extremely sugary foods.

I wish I could give Rainbow Dash more points for donating her pies to worthy causes. Like, she gives this yearly pie to the kids, and she sent those lemon meringues and the custard pie to other ponies, but the rest it seems she throws away or gives to Tank, who doesn't need them. The gratitude starts to break down.

The "conclusion" scene is one that I think could have been cut down for something, I dunno, interesting.

I'm extremely pleased AJ caught all those apples. :D

The exchange about screaming is hilarious.

Am I the only one who also thinks it's weird that Applejack is in this scene, talking about pies, mentioning not a whit about how she, or at least her family, also make pies? <.<

Props to Ashleigh for this Evil Dash performance. :D This scene by itself is better than anything we got in the season premiere.

Okay but seriously, why in the fuck is Applejack bringing her apples to Pinkie for the making of pies? @_@

Why does she climb into the apples. XD

"How do you get outta here?" Behold, a running gag that stretches across seasons! (And remains funny!)

>tfw Rainbow wakes up in bed next to Pinkie Pie

You have to figure Dash is gifted a lot of pies in her bedroom. >.> MORE LESBIAN SUBTEXT

If there is one thing I like about this episode, it's that it gives us Rainbow Dash out-Pinkie-ing Pinkie Pie. Like, seriously, this is the kind of reaction other ponies usually have to her.

Can we all take a moment and soak in that Pinkie disobeyed Rule #1 (look both ways before crossing the runway!) and paid the price?

OKAY BUT WHERE IS THAT PONY EMT DRAWING THAT STRETCHER @_@ The part of the runway he's heading toward goes off the edge of a cliff!

For some reason, the "save me!" scene just makes me think of MagpiePony. XD (Also I have apparently trained Google Docs to recognize her name as one word!)

I also like how there's nothing sneaky about what Dash does here. She literally does not have to eat the pies to save Pinkie.

That's a lot of fucking pies, though. c.c When the shit did she make them?

Rainbow Dash is a pie friend to children. :V

CAN WE ALL APPRECIATE PINKIE PIE LUDOVICOING HERSELF

That slow-mo scene is brilliant.

It's funny, because it sounds like Pinkie is stark-raving mad, but we of course know she's 100% telling the truth and right about everything. What an unusual situation. Also the point where I stop appreciating Dash in this episode, because she's basically gaslighting Pinkie. :V Also the part where I have a legitimate reason to use the word 'gaslighting'.

I do like that Pinkie earlier established Rainbow is too stubborn for brainwashing. OH EXCEPT WHEN STARLIGHT'S INVOLVED

But yeah, this scene where Rainbow's complaining to Twilight and AJ? This is a "going through relationship problems" kind of monologue. It's so nice of the show to affirm this ship six seasons later. I guess Twilight has to shack up with Fluttershy now. :B

Side note, I'm pleased they kept Twilight and AJ to bit parts and didn't feel the need to include Rarity or Fluttershy in this episode as well. Episodes with large portions, but not all, of the mane six, tend not to happen.

Yeah, you should have eaten the pies in the first place… or told her you don't like pie. Any pie. Pinkie Pie is understanding, Rainbow Dash! :|

BASK IN THE FABLED FART JOKE

>rocks against the window :V

"I'm eating this pie for friendship!" Someone, please, use this line on your girlfriend and let me know how she reacts. XD

I really wish they'd made more hay about Rainbow being unable to cook, if only because S1 EQD fanfic contest. :B Also, I kinda figured it was like, the diseased remains of all the pies Dash has thrown away.

>eating Pinkie's pie makes her a happy pony

AGH GOD I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS SO MUCH why am I garbage D:

Why didn't they make a joke about her hugging Pinkie while covered in crap?

"You can always be honest with me!" This is what relationships are built on. :V

Sass fits you, Applejack. :3

I do love that "No they're not" and head pat at the end. I don't know why, but it's funny.

So yeah, other than the rampant ship fuel and some good jokes, I call this one of season 4's better slice of life episodes: something that won't have any impact on what came before or after it, whose entire import is based on how much you care about what Pinkie cares about. And I mean, everyone's in character, but what's the moral? Is lying good? Is lying to save someone's feelings? Should you avoid saving their feelings and always tell them what you think? I just don't know. 2.5/5

Comments ( 16 )

So are you saying that the episode was awesome? :heart:

You didn't call this Pie Land 23; I'm extremely disappointed.

>Spitfire being intimidated by Pinkie Pie

"Crash has told me stories about this one. Just hold still and let me do all the talking. Its vision is based on movement, and it can smell fear."
"Captain, I'm pretty sure that's some kind of dinosaur."
"I am not willing to take that risk."

I do like that Pinkie earlier established Rainbow is too stubborn for brainwashing. OH EXCEPT WHEN STARLIGHT'S INVOLVED

To be fair, that was direct mind control, not brainwashing. The propaganda hut in Our Town, that was brainwashing. And Dash proved too stubborn for it.

Sass fits you, Applejack. :3

I would call her "Sassyjack" here, but that would imply she was cheating on Rarity.:raritydespair:

I liked that no one was really, fully in the wrong here. I can see Rainbow lying to spare Pinkie's feelings and feeling forced to continue the lie for the same cause to the point of absurdity. I can see Pinkie being frustrated the gifts she'd been giving to her friend for *years* were not appreciated and often wasted. And of course, Applejack there as the stolid straight man in between them.:ajsmug:

This won't stay with me or enter my top ten, but I've had worse Saturdays.

 I guess Twilight has to shack up with Fluttershy now. :B

Use your imagination, PP. There is plenty of room in Pinkie's loft, the butt-monument castle, and Dash's sprawling cloud mansion to fit all three horses.

AGH GOD I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS SO MUCH why am I garbage D:

This is pretty much the only reason I got involved in fanfics. I WANT THEM TO KISS SO DAMNED MUCH. Or cuddle. Or just move in together and be super bestest friends forever and dlksfhdskjfhdskjfdas;.bjakdflbvk

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Ahh, that is a salient point!

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Dude, you should skip ahead and watch this episode. I don't think there's a damned thing in S6 or 7 you need to know before approaching it, and it's the PinkieDash-fuel ep you always wanted. You might even appreciate the low stakes slice-of-life-ness more than me!

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I may just do that. Everything I write these days turns towards TwiDash (the horror) so new bestship fuel might be worth it

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Just did it.

Holy Shit. I am happy pone right now

Hey, hey

Remember that bit in Where Your Heart Is where Pinkie Pie doesn't fall through the cloud despite the cloud walking spell wearing off? Remember why she didn't?

Remember where she didn't fall through Dash's bed in this episode? :pinkiehappy::heart::rainbowlaugh:

Yeah, you should have eaten the pies in the first place… or told her you don't like pie. Any pie. Pinkie Pie is understanding, Rainbow Dash! :|

[citation needed]

[directly and forcefully contradicted by sequel comic] :V

:rainbowhuh: Bitch I hate pie. ALL PIE.

:pinkiegasp:
:pinkiehappy: YOU HAVE TO EAT LITERALLY EVERY PIE. :pinkiecrazy:

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I was thinking about the comic last night, and came to the conclusion that it was somehow worse now because of what happened in the show, but then I got the Fresh Prince theme song stuck in my head (because chillaxing) and now I can't remember what I was thinking about. D:

This one was fun! But the pie-pipe to Tank seemed to pass through a lot of earth despite being part of Rainbow's cloud home and I have questions. Do clouds have rocky cores?! This could change everything!

OKAY BUT WHERE IS THAT PONY EMT DRAWING THAT STRETCHER @_@ The part of the runway he's heading toward goes off the edge of a cliff!

Pegasus medical philosophy is still at the "lions throw their cubs off cliffs and raise the ones strong enough to survive" phase.

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As for AJ and the apples I don't think she ever says anything that implies they can't make pies and Pinkie can, just that she might like to use some apples to make some pies. This is in fact super obvious to the point she probably doesn't even need to say it. The real weird bit is Pinkie specifically mentions the flavors of the pies the first time a type shows up, but apple isn't one of them after she gets the apples. There are some generic pies that could be but it's almost like Pinkie never even uses the apples at all.

I put off this episode until after the finale because the premise sounded like weaksauce, but it was actually great!

I said it before, but this scene wastes Soarin's joke potential. :/

This is the second or third time they've done that. Remember when he's in the hospital but doesn't have an apple brown betty by his bed? Now remember the 50x they said the words apple brown betty that episode for no reason? At least we saw him chowing down in Rarity investigaes. They also missed an opportunity to point out how happy PP made other random ponies happy with her pies, but if the biggest complaint of the episode is missed opportunities, it was a great episode.

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Now remember the 50x they said the words apple brown betty that episode for no reason?

Do I ever.

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