Mar
19th
2017
Cosmopolitan Magazine Declares Unicorns Are "In" · 1:59am Mar 19th, 2017
You Can Now Eat, Drink, and Vacation Like a Unicorn
This is what unicorn dreams are made of.
Over the past few months, magical unicorn drinks, desserts, and makeup have been popping up everywhere. Unicorns are in, even though they're technically out (extinct) (not real). And if you're looking for more than just recipes or a makeup, you can now vacation like a unicorn.
Unicorn Mimosas Are Here to Make Your Brunch Even More Lit
Rock candy as a unicorn horn = everything.
Unicorn Food Lovers: Prepare to Lose It Over "Doughnicorns"
I can't help but feel like we are somehow responsible for this.
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Clearly I should have included a link to the unicorn song!
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Ah, the KJV unicorns. Such an odd historical bit of translation history.
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I would like to point out to those who don't know that the unicorns of the Bible are not, in fact, horses, but rather like a rhinoceros, except with only one horn.
But, as to the blog by TD,
what do these links lead to? For some reason, sigh, the web-filtering program I have on my computer doesn't let me view them.4462281
That's because... the links are to Cosmopolitan Magazine's website, probably. I mean, it is "The Women's Magazine for Fashion, Sex Advice, and..."
Well, I'm not sure what the last thing is, because Google cuts it off.
But the second probably is enough.
Also the first, given the taste of the people who write for it.
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Yeah, sometimes I really hate that program, though it can be crazy useful.
Goddamn unicorns finally sold out. D: Mainstream garbage!
Um, I was already doing this. Is there some way not to eat, drink, and vacation like a unicorn?
--Sweetie Belle
Unicorns EVERYWHERE
Everything is going according to plan.
That all looks delicious!
Unicorn Master Race ftw.
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True. I sometime struggle to get attention.
(though it'd help if I had more ideas for stuff to blog about)
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*gives you an Internet for posting that*
I's okay, I have plenty.
There are stories to be had from this. Though that "unicorn" tiramisu in the first one is clearly more of a pegasus dessert, given the rainbow.
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Given the color schemes of a couple of those, I have some suspicion they are less "unicorn" and more "pony".
4462558 Unless it's from the infamous Fic of Baked Bads, in which case it's an Earth Pony dessert...
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An earth pony recipe, I'll grant you, but an undeniably pegasus dessert.
I'd be more inclined to blame Lisa Frank.