Nov
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2016
Four Panels 'til Brooklyn - by Twifight Anarchist Secretary Covering December. · 2:00am Nov 5th, 2016
... well, due to some very terrible circumstances in life - as in a dead toilet and ON THE SAME DAY a leaking water heater - all I can offer those who follow Awards of the Heart is this comic featuring Phazon:
Let's hope that next week the house won't explode. ENJOY! Si-igh...
EDIT: All Swarm Life comics have been increased in size so you can ACTUALLY READ THEM now, all thanks to UltraTheHedgetoaster! He is my patient Deviantart guru, and I really appreciate his suggestions - he makes them in big print, using very simple language that even a child could understand. YAY!
You are dismissed. Please return to your caves. What, you don't live in caves? Just me? ... piss.
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#comic
#moredumbideas
#lordhelpme
Hurray, everyone's favourite faceclinger
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You're obviously referring to ME, right?
'I'll take it.'
I had a water heater that held out for 22 years before it started spewing onto the floor. I suspect its replacement will not live quite so long.
To start, let me begin by explaining to you everything your comic got wrong about Metroid physiology #nerdrage
Lol. I approve. And strangely, I can't help but imagine the Flim Flam brothers trying to sell Metroids as pets to unsuspecting ponies. Hm...
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And ferret's obviously referring to me! We all know I'm the only faceclinger worth a damn around here! (Probably because I'm the only faceclinger around here, period.)
I'm sorry about your toilet... really. An owner should never have to outlive their toilet.
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So, funny story - I made this comic before I even had anything written. So I knew what I visually wanted going on, but... I hadn't a clue what the gag was. I don't write like that! I was drunk, and playing at making more comics, because the first one made me so happy!
The original writing pass was very similar to this, except it ended on Fluttershy/Phazon's remark about "tricks". AFTER I'D ALREADY POSTED IT, I FREAKED OUT and changed the last panel dialogue! WHEW!
There was a strange purple box that was power-clipped into every shape of Twifight as well - they're mostly still there, just not visible anymore. I AIN'T TEARING APART NO FIVE HUNDRED SHAPES for some STUPID BOX!
I'm glad you liked the punchline, Red. I will continue to make these silly things as they come, and they'll star everyone I love, because... you deserve the pain! YAY! So far my Deviantart followers like it, and they have NO IDEA about the canon! Er, wait... is there a canon to this? Uh. Hm.
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According to the plumber that will be doing the toilet - who SHOULD have showed up today, but didn't return my calls (he's a family friend, so I KNOW he was legitimately busy - no mas, no mas), our water heater is in the vestigial stages of failure. We may have another two months of life on it - we just have to monitor it, is all. When he does come to replace our crapper, I'm sure he'll give us a more legitimate judgment on the situation. Also, 22 years is amazing according to the research I've done on water heaters. They don't make them last anymore, that's for certain.
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ARTISTIC LIBERTIES! NO MAS!
... whew, I got away with one there!
NO-OOO! THE FERRET IS MINE BY BLOOD! NO MONSTER WILL TURN FROM THEIR DESTRUCTIVE PURPOSE! ... I mean, that has nothing to do with being a faceclinger. Please, feel free to be the host to alien babies as you see fit. I... don't know what I'm talking about anymore.
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Thing is, it's a new toilet, relatively speaking... like, an eight year-old low flow model that was once considered state-of-the-art. Eight years later, two minor parts fail, and they'd take all of five minutes to replace. Except within the eight years since our purchase the host company failed, and all of their remaining units AND parts were sold to another company that doesn't have any stock left AT ALL. So yeah, we're screwed.
Good news is we had two toilets to begin with, and the new one we just bought was on sale for a TOTAL STEAL - went on special the day we bought it, in fact! AWESOME! ... well, ignoring the whole "coming home to find the water heater is leaking" thing.
YAY! Fuck my life.
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So... does that make you the Metroid? But you're already the Sparkill. How can you be both? And if that's the case, then am I trying to convince you (the Sparkill) to adopt yourself (the Metroid)?
I think that pretty much makes all of us.
... Unless of course I'm reading this wrong and you (the Sparkill) are already a faceclinger to begin with. Though after nearly four years, you'd think I'd have noticed that by now...
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I violated her first! ... wait, that's not what I meant. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! I think. She's mine, anyway.
I don't always cling to faces, but when I do, they're Mustela putorius furo.
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Funny story about that. The intro/outro of one of the Seattle's Angels rounds had Ferret getting married to one RedSquirrel456. Pretty sure it's an in-joke, just like the intro/outro of every SA round. Also, it happened last June, so if Ferret was going to prey on Squirrel, she'd have done it by now.
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I actually prefer to ship Themaskedferret with Cynewulf.
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Fair enough. Personally, I don't ship real people. The Fimfic equivalent of subtweeting, however...
I mean, let's face it. Themasketferret is never going to see this shit.
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Oh no, not the PEOPLE! The avatars!
... Cynewolf's female bat pony Perique and Themaskedferret superheroine that I did a mock-up of? Mmyeah. HAWT!