My Little Pony: #TrumpEpisodeSummary · 8:28pm Oct 20th, 2016
Following last night's third and thank whatever you happen to believe in final Presidential debate, St. Louis mayoral candidate Antonio French tweeted the following:
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
It pretty much took off from there.
So as we all know, Twilight's already been linked to the campaign. But just because Donald has someone under his employ doesn't mean he knows anything about her body of work --
-- which probably isn't enough to keep him from Telling Us All About It Anyway. Because he knows more about the show than we do. Without ever having seen it. He's just that good.
Let's have a #TrumpEpisodeSummary comments section. Just remember: as soon as you put it down, that's what officially happened...
Equestria girls? More like Equestria Losers. I'd have that crown back in one day, not three! And I'd make Celestia pay for it!
Applejack needs help from her friends to buck all the apple trees in time. Very sad, so low energy. I would have done it by myself in half the time. I have the best apple trees. The best.
Look, King Sombra was a horrible pony, a horrible pony. But you know what he was good at? Killing changelings.
I like this Trixie. Amazing leadership, amazing policies, and Twilight had to rig a fight to beat her. I give her a seven, and that's after losing a few points for being a horse.
Only liberals would hate the Flim-Flam brothers! Always trying to keep the modern businesspony from automating! And why wouldn't those stupid tree-huggers want a little wood in their diet? High fiber!
Make Equestria Great Again. Build a wall to the badlands and the Changelings will pay for it.
But seriously for a second.
Watch the links below. If you can watch the 15 minutes of part one and still not recast everything you thought you knew about Trump, you are regretfully suffering from Cognitive Dissonance of the highest order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDc8PVCvfKs
Trump Tower has the best galas. Just the best. But it was all rigged, folks. Crooked Celestia rigged the whole thing. And I'm gonna fix it. Believe me.
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I don't mind your linking to a James O'Keefe piece. I would, however, appreciate it if you edited your post so that people knew they would be playing a James O'Keefe piece.
Many ponies are saying Discord was framed.
Looks like they're slapping wings on everything these days. I'm not saying monarchy is a bad concept, but it should go to someone deserving and not some purple hippie.
I really appreciate Suri's sense of business. A little scrupulous still, but she's on a good way. If it was me I'd taken that trophy and made sure neither Rarity nor that Coco kid get another job in Manehattan.
What a bunch of pansies. I'm telling you, they let one of the changelings live in their country and the whole swarm will follow and take their jobs.
(...)
See?! What'd I tell you?!
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They should've kept the barrels they produced, at least. Those ponies never would've noticed the difference anyway.
The Sisterhooves Social race was obviously rigged against stallions! I refuse to accept the results! Blatant mud puddle stuffing!
Trump: She's a nasty mare, who has lied to the Equestrian ponies again and again. She's guilty of terrible crimes for which the current administration refuses to prosecute, and if she takes over, she will open the borders to illegal immigrant bugs, the economy will continue its downward spiral, and she will put her changelings in power as judges over us. If I'm elected, I won't just stop her, I promise to put her in jail.
Chrysalis: He says nasty things about mares! We have it on tape from ten years ago, and several of my drones... I mean innocent mares have been groped by him back during the Reagan administration!
(Crowd of identical reporters cheer, hold up signs saying 'Stronger Hive Together')
Equestrian Warming is a hoax cooked up by the dragons. Look at winter wrap-up. It's terrible what they're doing there, just terrible. A disgrace.
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I'M WITH HIVE
It's all lies! I never touched those mares. I've never even seen them before! I mean look at their manes. Disgusting. They wouldn't be my first choice, believe me.
4263824 If I wasn't absolutely sure it was a bad idea certain to destroy the fandom, I'd say we need a t-shirt with that logo and Her Majesty smiling out from behind it.
Look, if Tirek says nice things about me then I'll say nice things about him.
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Don't worry. Open promotion of bad ideas which are certain to destroy things is really in this year.
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I don't even know Tirek. I've never even met the guy. He's not my best friend.
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Tirek even sent me a present, beautiful present, with a beautiful note.
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They keep talking about Tirek. They don't know that it's Tirek who's stealing magic. It could just be a 400-pound pony with fake horns.
How do I feel about the Season 6 finale? I'll let you know. I'll let you know. I wanna leave you in suspense.
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Ballgame.
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Tirek and I were stablemates, and we did very well that night.
I will totally accept the ascension of a new princess in this historical coronation, if i am the new princess.
This is what I was telling you. These griffin extremists, they come over here, they come over here and terrorize honest mares.
Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical griffin terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
...Am I reading Murdocks?
And those buffalo...how arrogant that they should think they can just take something back from good, hard working ponies! I say put them on a barren piece of land, give them nothing and make them pay for it, too!
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"I've said that if Diamond Tiara weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her!"
I've said if Spoiled Milk wasn't my daughter, perhaps i'd be dating her.
I tell you, if Celestia picks picks the judges, nothing you can do folks. Although the Elements of Harmony bearers, maybe there is, I don't know.
Princess Cadance isn't a war hero. I prefer Princesses who weren't captured.
4264207 Which means... who? Princess Big Mac?
4264098 I'd totally read a few Murdocks insofar as they're about specifically Equestrian concerns. There's one thing I appreciate about Equestrian Murdock schlock--they're blatant as all hell.
4263769 That episode was fun on a political level because the FF brothers almost had a point. Their cider was good until they cut corners, and they would have been tough to argue with if they wanted a more reasonable profit split. If they'd offered 80-20 in the other direction, or sold the machine outright at a reasonable price, maybe even set up a deal that gave the Apples free legal use of their (I assume) patented tech, then should the Apples have mechanized? Is industrialization really that bad per se?
Impossible to answer with earthly logic, I guess. Equestria is almost a utopia.
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On both sides of the pond, apparently...
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I hope you realize this man's films are paid for by Trump.
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-funded-james-okeefe-53015c2f44b6#.pc70h18da
4264243 I assumed Princess Big Mac was Mike Pence.
Sure, she's got 1000 years of experience, but it's bad experience! I wouldn't trust her.
4263754 Those unicorns, they send us their poor, their Sirens, their criminals, and some, I assume, are good ponies.
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Does it matter? The people in the videos are real, the conversations largely unedited, and the people in them shown so far are now recently fired.
Same with the wikileaks, even if the Russians released them, or the Martians, as long as the material is true, the source should not matter (actually rumored to be the NSA).
Only liars focus on the source, not the accusation. Classic tell, read some persuasion books if you do not believe me.
But this is off topic. I just wanted to reply, and I will leave you guys alone.
Ponies with nothing to hide don't smash open statues. Ponies with nothing to hide don't dragon-flame their mail. Who's even heard of that?
May I present Australian satirists John Clarke and Bryan Dawe, and their take on the American election:
[3 a.m. tweetstorm on November 1]
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I'll buy fifty!
... for friends. As gag gifts, obviously.
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Did you even read the source I provided you?
What’s more, there is a great deal of reason to be skeptical of the videos themselves. O’Keefe has a long history of selectively editing videos to present a false impression to the viewer. His most famous video, an attack on the now-defunct community organizing group ACORN, supposedly showed employees agreeing to help him smuggle underage prostitutes into the country. It turned out the employees later had called the police and O’Keefe eventually paid $100,000 in a settlement after being sued for surreptitious recording of someone’s voice and image.
If you want to live in an alternate reality, be my guest, but don't call me a liar just because you don't want to face the truth.
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Last off-topic reply,
You are the one living in a alternate universe where if you saw the footage (I think you didn't), and can come to the conclusion that it was trick filmed or faked.
Please, walk me through some of the long, uncut scenes of audio and video, and how one would proceed to fake it. I am actually dying to know. I will concede the point and vote Hillary if you can successfully make a coherent case how to fake, lets say, 3 of the major damning footage and audio scenes.
Then theres the fact that as soon as these vids got released, all 3 of the main people shown sofar have been let go. Nothing but faked huh?
You let some talking head on CNN tell you what to think about something instead of looking at it yourselves and drawing a conclusion. Probably because its your team and when a team gets caught blatantly cheating, its fans will rather cling to any cognitive dissonance excuse instead of facing reality.
When surprised, liars always attack the source, never the accusation.
Read some persuasion books and you will realize how easily you are manipulated.
Did Princess Celestia help disgusting(check out sex tape and past) Gilda G become an Equestrian citizen so she could use her in the debate?
Gladmane's business is ruined by baseless accusations. Completely blow out of proportion just plain good business practices as if it's some horrible problem. Shouldn't trust the two mares that brought such allegations, the one in the hat seems especially shifty. I mean why wear a hat if you don't have anything to hide.
4263824 and i just realized I would sooner vote for Chrysalis than Trump. At least it would be clear exactly how she'd screw us over.
Just letting you know: I'm officially doing this over on Twitter now. Because I'm bored. I'm coming up with my own material though (more or less); have barely glanced at this thread. If I accidentally copy someone's idea, my apologies.
"See all those ponies? The problem is they're LITTLE. I like BIG ponies! No one has better ponies than me."