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Neon Czolgosz


"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

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Jul
19th
2016

I Love My Girlfriend · 1:46am Jul 19th, 2016

SO MUCH!

Report Neon Czolgosz · 811 views ·
Comments ( 28 )

While I applaud you for your excellent taste, what sparked this enthused raving?

Cough twice if she's reading this over your shoulder right now.

Are you being held against your will? Blink one for yes and two for no.

Yeah, just rub it in for us singles, why don't you? :ajbemused:

4100276 Cough once if she's hacked your account.

no wait

Either that's really sweet, or someone left his account logged in on her/a shared computer. :ajsmug:

... Physically.
Often.

:rainbowkiss:

Well, what do you know, I do too!
:trixieshiftleft:
:trixieshiftright:

I don't love your girlfriend, but I do love my girlfriend.

4100533 You love Chuck's girlfriend "SO MUCH" as well?

4100578 I do! She writes excellent blog posts deconstructing tropes found in horror stories.

4100396

Beat me to typing it, which I suspect Mr Finley just said to his special ladyfriend regarding this post.

4100270 A couple of days where our schedule hasn't matched up at all.

Also, darling! It's in public!

Keep flattering me.

4100396

Oh that I wish I could have pulled that. Buy Chuck's book to make it easier for us to afford moving across oceans!

4100276 You all think so poorly of me!

Comment posted by AmansMarium deleted Jul 22nd, 2016

4101274 What, Shakespeare? For me?

Terrible idea. I have no class.

Comment posted by AmansMarium deleted Jul 22nd, 2016

4101386 Don't tell me what I like.

Comment posted by AmansMarium deleted Jul 22nd, 2016

4103213 YES YOU DID.

YOU ARE THE WORST GUY. :_;

Comment posted by AmansMarium deleted Jul 22nd, 2016

4106602 I really shouldn't assume, you're right. I'm genuinely sorry.

You're still objectively the worst. ^^

Comment posted by AmansMarium deleted Jul 22nd, 2016

4106776 Not true. My opinion was never sought. I am merely handing down the will of the council.

Comment posted by AmansMarium deleted Jul 22nd, 2016

4106945 Your links are broken. My magic is stronger than your magic.

Comment posted by AmansMarium deleted Jul 22nd, 2016

4107028

No 'i identify as attack helicopter jokes' please, it's like being force-fed a Lee Evans standup DVD.

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