I swear I'm not writing this just because some commenters said all the fight jargon was hard to follow, I'd actually planned to do this as a companion piece all along. Honest.
They say it's better to burn out than it is to rust, but after a year of adapting to a 50 hour/week desk job and barely writing anything because of it, I say "Why not both?"
Do I still have fans on this site? I hope so, because I've got a new story out! It combines three of my passions: teenage dirtbags, mixed martial arts, and prescription stimulant misuse.
So, ScarletWeather, my future wife, is amazing. You all should know this.
For starters, she's my brain. If there has been a coherent arc in any of my stories, a well-crafted bit of characterization, an evil twist, welp, it was probably midwifed if not hatched entirely by Scarlet.
While I applaud you for your excellent taste, what sparked this enthused raving?
Cough twice if she's reading this over your shoulder right now.
Are you being held against your will? Blink one for yes and two for no.
Yeah, just rub it in for us singles, why don't you?
4100276 Cough once if she's hacked your account.
no wait
Either that's really sweet, or someone left his account logged in on her/a shared computer.
... Physically.
Often.
Well, what do you know, I do too!
I don't love your girlfriend, but I do love my girlfriend.
4100533 You love Chuck's girlfriend "SO MUCH" as well?
4100578 I do! She writes excellent blog posts deconstructing tropes found in horror stories.
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Beat me to typing it, which I suspect Mr Finley just said to his special ladyfriend regarding this post.
4100270 A couple of days where our schedule hasn't matched up at all.
Also, darling! It's in public!
Keep flattering me.
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Oh that I wish I could have pulled that. Buy Chuck's book to make it easier for us to afford moving across oceans!
4100276 You all think so poorly of me!
4101274 What, Shakespeare? For me?
Terrible idea. I have no class.
4101386 Don't tell me what I like.
4103213 YES YOU DID.
YOU ARE THE WORST GUY. :_;
4106602 I really shouldn't assume, you're right. I'm genuinely sorry.
You're still objectively the worst. ^^
4106776 Not true. My opinion was never sought. I am merely handing down the will of the council.
4106945 Your links are broken. My magic is stronger than your magic.
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No 'i identify as attack helicopter jokes' please, it's like being force-fed a Lee Evans standup DVD.