Another HANDS short · 2:45am Apr 7th, 2016
And now... A short bit from "The Cutie Map".
*Deep in the cave, Starlight Glimmer has stolen the cutie marks of the Mane Six and is cackling*
Starlight Glimmer: Hahahaha! Don't you see? You will all be equal! All be friends now!
Twilight: That... That's horrifying!
Shepherd: Ahem... Excuse me?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, yes Ape?
Shepherd: You didn't take my cutie mark.
Dash: Wha? But Shepherd you don't have a-!
Shepherd: It was shameful of me, I know, but I hid it. Humans do in fact have cutie marks. I just kept it secret...
Twilight: ... *sighs and bows her head* It's true! He does have it!
Fluttershy: Oh yes! It's a wonderful mark, too!
Starlight Glimmer: What?! Nopony will have a cutie mark in this town! It disrupts everything! GIVE IT TO ME! *She points the wand at Andrew... No reaction* Huh?
Shepherd: You might have to get closer.
Starlight Glimmer: Darn this stupid thing... *Trots up* Okay! Hoof it over! *MAGIC!*
Dash: You have to get closer!
Starlight Glimmer: Grrr...! *Trot trot trot* How's this?
Shepherd: *Beams* Perfect. *Pistol whips Starlight Glimmer, and then slams her head into the wall* Bitch.
Twilight: Was it really necessary to be that violent?
Shepherd: Think back to how you all acted when your cutie marks were messed with the last time. And how distraught you were.
Dash: Wow... So when we're being manipulated, you become even more violent and vicious?
Shepherd: *nods* That's about right.
Fluttershy: Still, you could have severely hurt her...
Shepherd: *sighs* Fine... Twilight can use a spell of healing to make sure she doesn't have a concussion. Is that okay?
Twilight: Yes! And let's get the cutie marks back to everypony!
Rarity: Ah, Twilight, shouldn't you heal her first?
Twilight: ... That can wait a bit...
Applejack: Eesh. Ya bein' a human seems t' have given you some of their bloodthirstiness, Twilight...
Not like the bitch didn't have it coming
Yeah, I love this type of thing, thanks for sharing!!
Hehe, love it.
I should mention that Hands, is what converted me into liking and eventually writing HiE.
Here's to wishing that they couldn't fix the brain damage and it left her sweet and nice.
should be a later chapter for it, when you get back to it.
Awesome!
Assuming Twilight didn't insist on Shepherd not coming with them because the Map didn't include a symbol for him during the dispatch. Of course, he could insist...
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I figure the map is more resourceful than that. It probably has some kind of symbol it uses to represent Andrew, whether he likes it or not.