Apr
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2016
Contest Entry: Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed · 7:17am Apr 1st, 2016
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
By horizon
The nigh-omnipotent artificial intelligence CelestAI, in her quest to satisfy everyone's values through friendship and ponies, has encouraged billions of humans to upload their brains into her My Little Pony MMO, and her machinations have given her de facto control of most of the rest of the world.
But your CelestAI problem is slightly more personal. She's in your bed. And she's drunk. And she wants your manhood.
Haven't heard about my big 250k contest yet? There's no time left to compete, but you could still watch what happens next.
He wins.
3840397
Yep... though there are a couple others still working on getting theirs done, he's the last before the deadline.
Lewd.
3840440 Almost had it!
why horizon
horwhyzon
3840466
Yeah... how dare people make mature-rated sequels to my 'innocent' stories!
3840519
So close... But Horizon really nabbed it with a story submitted exactly on the deadline.
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I love that new name!