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  • 17 weeks
    [Art] Metroid GoH - Samus Portrait Final

    Her general look for the Story, give or take. Not my best work (eyes are 'meh'), as I was using new equipment, but happy with the turnout all things considered. Got a hang of things now, so I'm confident I'll improve to further add more of my own art to my stories.

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    3 comments · 244 views
  • 19 weeks
    Metroid GoH - As for the next chapter...

    Hi all,

    So, I'm late, which might as well be a trademark of mine. So, where are we with everything and why?

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    8 comments · 265 views
  • 21 weeks
    [Art] Metroid GoH - Samus' Face when...

    ...she realizes that not only is the goddamn reptilian dipshit still alive, but the bigger bitch is possibly back and she needs to explain all this at the dinner table

    Art by: Me

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    4 comments · 325 views
  • 21 weeks
    Metroid GoH Part 17 Just about done

    Hey y'all,

    So after a lot of exhilaration and heartache (for this story, lots of highs and lows trying to figure out exactly what I wanted to do at a specific point) over the last couple months, I'm closing in on the final paragraphs of the chapter. However, the editing needed is kind of atrocious so it'll probably take at most a week or so to get through that before publishing.

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    6 comments · 227 views
  • 26 weeks
    [Art] Guess Who's Back

    "Oi, loves~. It's been far too long! Did ya miss me?"

    By my friend Mogwai!

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Dec
2nd
2015

When Stella Gets Drunk · 5:23am Dec 2nd, 2015

She becomes the 'reverse Scot.'

Two more chapters left, then we start something new. See y'all soon.

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Comments ( 13 )

Holy shit I'm dead!:rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I'm so dead from laughing right now and I needed it!:pinkiehappy:

I want to have a drink with him, haha.

Congratulations, you have successfully killed a few people from laughter. Including me. :rainbowlaugh:

I await drunken Stella shenanigans.

All I got from that rant was bloody wankstain. Other than that, I'm not convinced that was English

That's pretty funny. I don't know about drunk, but when I get super angry I sound Russian or Italian. I live in the United States and have no Russian or Italian blood in me.

Comment posted by Nova_Blast deleted Dec 2nd, 2015

here's some more

3587215 for some reason my accent takes a complete 180, I go from a typical northern English accent to sounding like some posh twat from London (which i suppose isn't far off the truth as i lived there till i was 12)

3587644 Well I'm glad to know I've got readers from Britbongland! :rainbowlaugh:

I drunkenly will start speaking German on a whim

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From the comment section of the video:

According to Reddit user PTBTIKO here is what he says, for those who want to know:

"Guy 1: Right don't put too much weight on it, right?

Guy 2: Wh.. Where the fuck am I meant to put my weight?! I can't put my weight on the roof, it's dead thin. I can't hold on to the gutter. What am I meant to do with it? Aw here, Andrew, hold it for five minutes. Ya fuckin wank stain. Don't put... Don't shift your weight... What the fuck are you talkin about? I can't put my weight on the fuckin roof. I can't put my weight on the gutter. Where's it meant to go?"

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